Charlie forced Isaac to go to a party because he didn't know how to socialize or even simply ask for any unauthorized substances. Isaac was at rehab, so he didn't know what to do. He was a coward. Charlie told him he'd go with Dax instead, so Isaac...
Isaac escaped rehab because after a fire was started, the whole building was on fire and everyone was told to evacuate, although, he took advantage of how unnoticed he was, and he ran away.
He dialed Charlie.
"Yo bro can you pick me up, I'm at Mount Vernon."
"What's your silly ahh doing there?"
"Just hanging around..."
"Okay."
Charlie pulled up in 8.23 picoseconds and Isaac hopped in the passenger seat.
"You still wanna go to the party?"
"No."
"Haha. Too bad."
"What do you mean?"
"If you don't help me socialize and purchase the illegal drugs, I will literally mutilate myself after I slaughter you at Mount Vernon."
"Uhh"
"💀 that's really something you gotta think about?"
"Well..." He gave up. "Fine. But I am not paying for the drugs."
"Ugh, I'll get Dax to do it, then." Isaac didn't want Charlie to find out he murdered Dax, so he said, "NONONO, fine, I'll pay for it."
"Thanks."
•
At the party, the lights were purple and the people were, too, purple.
"Grimace." Isaac whispered and Charlie slapped him.
"PEEYOW! WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?"
"YOU'RE RACIST!!!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT."
They had a brawl and Isaac went for Charlie's vestibular system which made him angry!
"Oh damn I kinda needed that lol."
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Isaac right now
"Anyways, go find the dealer!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE."
"Damn that sucks." Charlie pushed Isaac into the grimaced crowd.
"Uh h-hi uhh a-are you the de- the dealer?"
"Are you cold?"
"No?"
"Oh. Okay."
"Are you, are you the one who sells stuff?"
"What stuff?"
"I don't even know, I'm asking for a friend."
"I sell MDMA and other stuff."
"Oh alright, I'll take that." Isaac took the MDMA out of the dealer's hand and ran.
"What took so long?!" Charlie yelled.
"IT'S BEEN THREE PICOSECONDS."
"IT SHOULD TAKE TWO."
"WHATEVER JUST TAKE YOUR DRUG, I'M LEAVING!"
"WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE!"
"WHY NOT?"
"Because... this whole party was for you."
"Excuse me?" Isaac was puzzled.
"You can't go through the hell of life everyday, you gotta use painkillers to stop the pain at all. What happened to you? You used to be all about killing pain. This is just my way of trying to help you get back to the real you."
"Ok." Isaac took 50 lbs of MDMA.
"YAYY!" Charlie jumped so high, when he fell, he fell lower than the ground and plus game over music.
• • • I'm actually so bored and it's not even funny, man. - Isaac
