Through Thick and Thin (Rc9gn Oc X Randy fic)

Weapons Quest

A/N: had no idea what to write for the Wave Slayers episode but at least this chapter is done, I might write the Wave slayers episode later but for now let's pretend that it just happened.
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"All I'm saying is, a Ninja sword can not cut through a bulldozer" Howard said, taking a bite out of his sub.

"Come on!" Randy said in disbelief "It slices through Robo-apes, Robo-Lizards, Robo-Donkeys, and Robo-Birds!" He listed off.

"Aw that's great!" Howard said "amused" "Can it Slice through a bulldozer cus I'm pretty sure I didn't here you say bulldozer!!"

Randy wasn't going to fall for this so easily as he shook his head "Not falling for it" he told Howard "I don't care how hard you try, there is NO way-"

[A few minutes later...]
"How do you like your dozer?" Randy asked -now in his suit- as he was on top of a bulldozer "Sliced? Diced? Shoe String? Waffle cut? O'Brien?"

Howard was sitting down on the dirt ground while eating his sub "Ninja's choice" he said.

Soon enough, Randy jumped into the air and attempted to slice the bulldozer but the sword bouncing back caused Randy to land on top of it to inspect the sword.

The sword instantly began to shake before red cracks spread around the sword "Oh no..." Randy said as the cracks began to glow "nononono- no!" He cried out as the sword broke into pieces.

"I did tell you, it wouldn't cut through a bulldozer" Howard said not caring at all what just happened.

Randy on the other hand was panicking "I-I can fix this!" He said "Just find a bag and start scooping! If Kirkman finds out I'll never hear the end of this!!"

[Meanwhile...]
Naomi and Akira were having breakfast in the kitchen and talking when Naomi suddenly froze up and Akira looked at them weirdly.

"Uh...everything good tsuki?" Akira asked.

Naomi herself didn't even know why they stopped talking and after a few seconds of silence looked at Akira.

"...Something just happened and I suddenly feel the need to hit someone in the face for some reason..." They explained to their sister.

Akira let out a nervous laugh "Please don't tell me you have the sense right now, because if so I had nothing to do with it"

Naomi shook her head "Not you for once and surprisingly but I feel like it's someone I know..." she said.

"Oh boy..."

[With Randy...]
"And..There!" Randy announced as he finished taping together the sword and lifted it up for Howard to see.

However the sword instantly turned to dust making Randy's smile instantly drop into a frown.

Seconds after the two paused when they saw the Nomicon's red flash and Randy slumped his shoulders.

"I..am so busted.." Randy said, feeling guilty.

Randy reached over to the Nomicon hesitantly "Just say it was like that when you found it" Howard suggested as he covered his face while Randy opened the book.

[Inside the Nomicon...]
Randy was instantly met with a giant samurai in front of him.

"You don't even have to say anything" Randy began "I broke my sword and I am..I am really really sorry" He apologized.

The eyes of the samurai glowed a bright yellow before the face came closer to Randy who shielded himself in protection.

Soon, there was a picture of a person holding a sword down as he hammered it, with each hit a word suddenly appeared.