Through Thick and Thin (Rc9gn Oc X Randy fic)

Schloomp! There it is!

A/N: I had to help my mom out with some cleaning yesterday and now my body hurts but that's not gonna stop me, enjoy the chapter lol
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Today's robot attack did not exactly go as anyone had planned.

The robot was defeated but the cost of it? The entire school getting destroyed. Tossed buses, panicking students, and green slime. Not a good day...

The duo slide out of the mouth of the robot, covered in green slime as the Ninja let out a groan.

The Nomicon begins to glow and they pull it out "You're right, Nomicon. I shoobed this one hard and it might've gone better if I'd listen to you"

Naomi tried to wipe the goo off their cardigan "Cunningham, don't worry about it, none of us could've predicted that this was going to happen-"

Suddenly, the two hear screaming and turn around to see the top of the school crumble and fall apart.

They look back at the book "Okay fine, it definitely would've gone better if I listened to you. From now on, I'll do whatever you say. That's right! I'm going Full-Nomicon!"

Naomi raised a brow "Are you sure this is a good idea? Your ideas tend to backfire quickly..."

Ninja nodded their head "Trust me, Kirkman, this will, in no way backfire on me whatsoever!"
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Howard and Randy were at the lunch line when Howard watched his friend get back up from the ground after schloomping into the Nomicon again.

"Yeah, Ninja Nomicon says "No go on the chicken parm"." Randy says while gesturing his "math book" to Howard.

"Really?" He questioned "That's what it said?"

"Well actually, it said a Ninja without balance will fall" Randy explains "But since I had the parm yesterday, I gotta balance it out with Stroganoff today."

He then leans towards Howard with a grin "Full-Nomicon!"

The grin on his face soon disappears once his 'food' hits the tray. "Ugh, better you than me," Howard says, looking at the food.

Going to their lunch table, the two sit down as Randy tries to eat his lunch but can only get through one bite as he grimaces over the taste.

"How's the Full-Nomicon tasting?" Howard asked.

Randy reluctantly swallows down the food "Pretty bad, ugh. But it's worth it if it makes me a better Ninja!"

Howard grabs his friend's plate and dumps it on some kid's lap "Your Nomicon-ing is out of control! You can't make a single decision without schloomping into that book!"

"When?" Randy asks "Name on time!"

___________[This Morning]__________

Randy was standing in his room, while in his underwear, trying to think about something.

"Shower or no shower? I didn't sweat much yesterday.." He then lifts up his arm to sniff himself before looking at the Nomicon in front of him "Better schloomp on it"

Going into the book, Randy's body hangs over the table just as Howard opens the door to his room however seeing his friend almost naked was enough to make him feel uncomfortable as he shuts the door again feeling awkward.

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Currently taking a pop quiz, Randy was trying to decide what he should put in for the next question.