"Attention students! The moment you've lined up for is almost upon us!" Principle Slimovitz announced through a megaphone as many kids were pushing and shoving to get closer to the cafeterias entrance.
Naomi was with Theresa when they spotted Randy and Howard blocking the kids behind them with their own bodies.
"As you know, last month our beloved cafeteria was destroyed by a certain mutated student who shall remain nameless" Principle Slimovitz began to explain before being cut off by Bash.
"HE GOTS A NAME!" Bash shouted as he grabbed Bucky from out the crowd and gave him a wedgie "It's Bucky! Says right here in his underwear!"
"No wedgies! See you in detention" Principle Slimovitz said, slapping a note on Bash's face before returning to the crowd. "Now, while the Ninja was able to protect our students-"
"WOOT WOOT NINJA!" Howard cheered, making Randy smile.
"-They were unable to protect the tables, chairs, floors, and ceiling" Naomi could've sworn that she already talked to them about damage control. "But only four short weeks and one years twirl team budget later!"
Naomi could see their friend Theresa look at Principal Slimovitz upset "That is so the boo" She growled under her breath. Naomi patted her back "Don't worry Theresa, I'm sure something good will happen with the twirl team"
Theresa smiled at their friends attempt to make them happy "Thanks"
"-We are ready to open our new cafeteria!"
Everyone began to cheer "Now I know you've all lined up to "Score" the illest table, but let me assure you, they are all equally ill." Principle Slimovitz said while doing a small dance.
Naomi cringed.
"Wrong-O Slim-diggity" Howard said with a smug look on his face.
"There is one that stands above the rest" Randy continued "Table–dorado"
Howard looked at him confused. "Wait, I thought we settled on Shangri-lunch?"
"Ah yeah that sounds way better! Shangri-lunch! The single greatest place to sit in all of the lunchroom, perfect proximity to the snack bar, centrally located for hearing what's up with the what's up, and thanks to a perfectly position sky light, even the lighting makes you look cooler"
Randy and Howard were excited "Shangri-lunch, here. We. Come!"
Principle Slimovitz was now holding a jar of mayo "I now declare this cafeteria...a place to eat!" He announced as he hit the jar on the door which splattered on him.
Everyone cheered and began to run inside the cafeteria. For Naomi it was pure chaos, they almost got crushed a few times as for Randy and Howard those two were currently running to Shangri-lunch.
"Come on Howard, pick up the pace!" Randy yelled as he was running to the table.
Howard was right behind him as he ran much faster to the table, he turned back to Randy excited when Randy saw the lunch lady walking by with a cart full of donuts.
"HOWARD LOOK OUT!"
Looking back in front of them just in time, Howard did a flip while also grabbing two donuts from the cart and landed back on the ground.
Suddenly Bash was in the lead as he was almost close to reaching the table. Bash grabbed a table from the middle of the room and grabbed it.
"Sit on this!" Bash yelled "Cus it's a chair and you sit on it!"
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Through Thick and Thin (Rc9gn Oc X Randy fic)
FanfictionMeet Naomi Kirkman a 14 year old who has an older sister and is ready to start 9th grade in the city of Norsiville. Getting good grades and being top of the class won't be too hard...right? What most people know don't about Norrsiville is that a Nin...
