Through Thick and Thin (Rc9gn Oc X Randy fic)

Secret Stache

A/N: So sorry this chapter took so long to get out guys, Like I've said before, I'm still trying to get back into the swing of things so chapters may take awhile to come out, but I do hope you guys enjoy today's Chapter :]

It was the beginning of the school day and currently a long line filled with half the boys from school were waiting for a certain door to open.

Among the line were Randy and Howard "Howard, we are moments away from joining the schools most elite club" Randy said in a more serious tone.

"THE NORRISVILLE HIGH MUSTACHE SOCIETY!!"

Turning to face each other the two had mustaches of their own just like everyone else in the line.

"I heard they have a secret cafeteria!" Howard excitedly said.

"I heard they have a full-time masseuse" Randy replied back.

"I heard they have a super computer that'll do your homework for you!"

"You'll never have to learn again..."

But then, everyone's attention was brought back to the door that led to the club being opened. Everyone gasped as the leader stepped out of the door.

"Time for your fur check, stachelings!" The leader announced, making everyone cheer excitedly.

They soon began to check each boy and their mustaches before giving them the 'go' to join the club.

"This is it Howard, this is our moment!" Randy said to Howard as the two were getting closer to the front of the line "You. Me. Together. Stache society, we doin' it!"

But just as Randy was about to be inspected for his mustache he sneezed. Normally it wouldn't be such a big deal but considering the fact that the sneeze blew off his "mustache" it was totally a super big deal now.

The leader looked at him sternly while wiping the fake mustache from his shirt "We've got a smoothie here"

Randy -now embarrassed- tries to fake an act "Wow, that is weird. Isn't that weird?? M-My real mustache blew off. I'll just go...grow another one.."

He turns to his friend "Howard come on-" his eyes widened upon realizing his friend was no longer with him.

Blocking his way to the club, Randy saw his best friend inside of the room doing nothing but just shrugging at him.

"Howard..?"

The door slammed right into his face.

[Timeskip...]
"So...that's what happened?" Naomi asked as they put their science textbook away.

Randy leaned against one of the lockers next to Naomi and grumbled "Yep, and you won't even believe what happened afterwards!"

As Randy told her the next part of the story she couldn't help but feel even more confused as the story went on.

"Hold on, let me get this straight. There is a secret club at school for boys and you and Howard used his dad's back hair for fake mustaches but you got caught and now Howard's apart of the club?"

"...Pretty much"

Naomi wanted to cringe in disgust "First of all shnasty with the mustaches, second of all why not just let Howard do what he wants? He seems to enjoy being a member"

"Ughh, I knew you would say that Kirkman but me and Howard do everything together! And he technically betrayed me!" Randy tried to reason.

"Look Cunningham, I may not be good at solving conflict but what I do know is that you should at least try to talk to Howard and figure out something"