"Mr. Weinerman and Ms. Kirkman, How in the name of industrial food service did you two single-handedly perpetrate the worst cafe-tastrophe since the meat slide of '02?!" Principal Slimovitz asked as the two were slightly covered in cheese sauce with Howard holding a tray on top of his head.
The cafeteria? A whole cheesy mess.
"We'd be happy to explain" Howard said as he got up "And once you heard us out, I think you'll agree this was not our faults"
Randy stepped in "Sorry sir just one moment" he told the Principle before whispering over to the two.
"What part of "While you're up there, could you get me some extra cheese?" Led to this?!" He asked the two
To be honest Naomi didn't even contribute to this whole thing, Howard did it and Naomi just happened to be nearby when he asked them for help and the next thing they knew chaos ensued.
"I admit, it was an unlikely series of events" Howard confessed "But check it! I'm about to drop an awesome excuse on Slimers!"
Naomi raised a brow "Don't you think we should be honest?" They asked.
Howard scoffed "Oh please! Once I tell him, he'll let us go for sure!" He reassured them.
"You've done epic damage here" Randy agreed "Like more than usual, I think it's safer if I handle this one"
"But my excuse-!"
Randy shushed Howard before he could say anything else "Trust me, Trust me!" Randy promised however it left a sour taste in Howard's mouth, Naomi meanwhile felt a little unsure on what Cunningham was going to do next to get them out of this mess.
Turning around to the Principle, Randy began to speak "Principal Slimovitz, Randy Cunningham for the defense"
[Timeskip...]
"And I rest my case, Your welcome" Randy said putting down the marker as he ended the entire excuse.
Naomi was definitely surprised, maybe because he needed to use a whiteboard to explain the logic behind everything but probably because he actually bothered to listen to her talk about math that one time for an hour that he successfully mapped out everything and did all the equations correctly.
Principle Slimovitz was impressed as well.
"Wow..I can't believe I was gonna give Howard and Naomi a week's detention for that..."
"The important thing is that I showed up and explained everything"
Howard gave a thumbs up as Naomi just shook her head in agreement "Based solely on your explanation and NO other evidence, I'm sending Mr. Weinerman and Ms. Kirkman to detention island!" Principle Slimovitz announced which definitely ruined everything.
The trio let out their own sounds of shock and surprise as Randy tried to defend the two "You can't send them to detention island!"
"What's detention island?" Howard muttered to Randy "I have no idea" he whispered back.
Naomi knew what detention island was, it was the thing that she wished to never experience but after today. Things would change.
"Kirkman? You okay?" Randy asked, snapping her out of their thoughts "We're so doomed.." was the only thing she could say.
[Another Timeskip...]
"You're probably thinking "Sending a bunch of kids to a former top secret military prison to face punishments tailored to their crimes" sound a teensy bit crazy" Principle Slimovitz said as a blimp began to land down on the ground.
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Through Thick and Thin (Rc9gn Oc X Randy fic)
FanfictionMeet Naomi Kirkman a 14 year old who has an older sister and is ready to start 9th grade in the city of Norsiville. Getting good grades and being top of the class won't be too hard...right? What most people know don't about Norrsiville is that a Nin...
