Annabelle:
It was the following Monday morning when things went a little sideways.
The regular coffee gal was not at Coffee All Day. My go-to fill-up spot. Darren was filling in for Heather.
And since it was my first time meeting Darren, I spilled my coffee all over his hand and, unfortunately, my blouse when I grabbed it. My shirt was stained, and none of my office mates had a shirt I could borrow.
Where was my Joan from Mad Men? I needed a fairy office God Mother. But no luck.
I had a meeting at Ten AM, and there was a giant stain on my shirt.
"It's you." My newest client said when I stood to shake his hand in Conference Room A. "The woman from the wedding." He continued.
I nodded and smiled. My brain fell behind from where I knew him from.
It was the bartender, the one who had given me a free beer.
"And it is you. The guy from the wedding."
He smiled, that killer smile and my knees went a little weak. "You dashed without finishing your drink."
I nodded again; my brain was short-circuiting.
And then I remembered this was work, and I could crush work.
"I did indeed." That may have come out sounding a little Irish. I cleared my throat, hoping he didn't notice. "So you are here for a consultation?" Steering the conversation back toward work.
"Yes. For my business."
"You own a bar?" I asked. Of course, he owned a bar I had been reading up on the folder I was given. He owned multiple bars and clubs downtown. It was impressive. "I mean, of course, you do."
He had a small empire that he owned. Why was he bartending at a wedding on Saturday?
I raised my iPad off the desk; this held his information along with my presentation. "Please take a seat."
He sat beside me instead of across from me, his knee accidentally brushing mine.
I jumped up faster than I intended.
"I'll stand." I did what my friend Amanda called my power move; my hands on my hips, which only made me remember the stain on my shirt.
"I spilled my coffee this morning," I explained nervously. "Ok, let me get started."
I started the screen share too early on my IPad, and a picture of me in my sports bra flexing appeared. I posted it to my Insta story this morning after working out. It had the hashtag MondayWin across it.
I froze for a brief second before pushing the x button.
Dash Brennan, I only knew his name due to the information he filled out, cleared his throat.
"Take a deep breath."
My hands were shaking. "This always happens," I said to him.
It happened in my daily life, but never during a work presentation. Never this bad. At work, I was calm and collected; I knew what I was doing.
Out in the Real World, that was when I was this frazzled mess of a human.
Shit.
He smirks at me, his face turning up toward me. "You always show pictures of yourself in a bra before your presentation? And here I thought I was special."
"No, that is a first, actually. I Anna this. Or what my family calls Annaing things up. My name is a verb. I screw things up and make it awkward. I ruined a wedding this weekend... I'm Annabelle, by the way," I had yet to introduce myself properly even.
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