Chapter 3 😏

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JACKS POV

** 9 months later **

I’ve been looking a little chubsters lately and I’m not sure what’s wrong and I’m totes hungo mode like wtf 😑 “oi big man get me a pig or sumn to eat or I’ll shank you outside  Mackies” I growl at Maurice🐺😈. Maurice whimpers “okay my superior” and glides off and comes back with a mackies banana milkshake. *3 hours later* Ralph hands me a baby that’s a bit uggo. I think “Wong!! That came out of my bum bum🥴” I’m shocked until I remember that I forgot my birth control like 9 months ago whoops 😂. We think about eating the baby for food for a bit until Ralph decided he can replace piggy👹. We name him piggy junior but we’ll call him “PJ” for short as that’s super cute 🥰. PJ starts crying 🙄 so I drop kick him to Ralph and then skip away for a bath.

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