Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carmel.
Carmel who?
Carmelted down for scrap.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen like best is a Ferrari.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carol.
Carol who?
Carol go if you switch the ignition on.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carolyn.
Carolyn who?
Carolyn of rope with you.
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