Knock knock.
Who's there?
Delia.
Delia who?
Delia cards on the table.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Della tell ya that I love ya?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Delphine.
Delphine who?
Delphine fine, thanks.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Denise.
Denise who?
Denise are above de feet.
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