Knock knock.
Who's there?
Claudette.
Claudette who?
Claudette a whole cake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Claudia.
Claudia who?
Claudia eyes out, didn't I?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen yourself up, you're a mess!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Corrinne.
Corrinne who?
Corrinne the bell now.
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