Knock knock.
Who's there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty earns a lot of money.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bianca.
Bianca who?
Biancared safely - there's a storm brewing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bridget.
Bridget who?
Bridget on the River Kwai.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bridie.
Bridie who?
Bridie light of the silvery moon.
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