Knock knock.
Who's there?
Augusta.
Augusta who?
Augusta wind will blow the witch away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora's just come from a big lion!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ava.
Ava who?
Ava good mind to leave you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Avis.
Avis who?
Avisibly shaken person.
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