Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candida.
Candida who?
Candida's capital is Ottawa.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy pend on me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carlene.
Carlene who?
Carlene against that wall.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carlotta.
Carlotta who?
Carlotta use with no wheels.
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