NODLE SEASON 2

EPISODE 7: CAPI IN TRAINING

(Scene starts with Capi and Zeus on the couch watching a horror movie,,,, the guy on the tv looks up from his wounded friend and hears a noise behind the door. They both watch intensely as he walks towards it. As there watching, Nodle sneaks up behind Capi. They keep watching as the guy puts his hand on the doorknob, and then—)
Nodle, putting his paws on Capi's shoulders: BAH!!
Capi, jumps up, literally ascends towards the ceiling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Nodle, laughing and looking at the demon clinging to the ceiling: Your so fun to fuck with Cap I swear
Zeus, annoyed and pausing the movie: You can't just be doing that to him we're watching a horror movie!
Nodle: And iiiii gotta take Capi to training.
Zeus: Training? Where?
Nodle: At my brothers place. He has a full on training room Petal already sneaked in.
Capi, jumping down from the ceiling: Wait don't you hate him?
Nodle: Yeahhh... that don't mean we can't break in! Cmon!
(Nodle grabs Capi, spawns a portal and jumps in with him. The portal took them to the training lab. He then spawns another portal and throws Capi in. Capi is in the fight chamber.)
Nodle, grabbing a mic: Alright so! Say we just robbed a bank. You had some of the money, so what form would you use to get away from cops?
Capi: ...spider?
Nodle: Nice nice.... Petal do the thing!
(Petal does the thing. She taps on the computer and has Capi in a simulation of a bank heist. Capi turns to a spider and starts running. He sees cops shooting at him and shoots back. A cop comes at him with a bat and he grabs it, throwing the cop at other cops. Capi still has the bat, he bats more cops away and grabs a knife, he puts web on the knife and the bat and sticks it together, and throws the bat at the cop, stabbing him. He spits web at cops, takes the web ball and throws it at more! He then grabs the bat and bats the web ball away. He then sees Florida Man, Venom, Saturn, and Hisani running up.)
Nodle: QUICK!! BIRD MODE!! And don't let them shoot you...
(Capi nods and runs, he then grows wings and turns into a bird. He flies up, avoiding Venom's shadow beams. He then spins around, causing a sideways tornado and he drives it into the ground. Driving Venom, Saturn, and Florida Man and his drone into the ground. Hisani trails behind the four and throws soul sand and Capi, who then dodges and spins around, causing a sand storm and blinding all of them. He then flies out of there, over the ocean.)
Nodle: Remember where you gotta go Capi!! Where you bringing the money???
(Capi thinks, and then goes where the sewer hole is. But then Saturn tackles him and they both fall! Saturn tries to scratch him, but Capi catches it.)
Nodle: QUICK AXOLOTL NOW!!!
(Capi turns into an Axolotl and they both land in the ocean. Specifically a worm hole that Venom made. Saturn and Capi separate, and Saturn throws him up in the air with her vine whip. He spits water aggressively at Venom and falls back down. Before he falls, he sees Saturn peaking up and uses his water arms to throw her up. He splashes back down and sees Venom. He tries to use his water arms, but they don't work. He then gets beat around by Venom and him spinning around. He then spawns a portal and goes in it, popping out at the beach. Venom and Saturn follows him but he's faster with his spider legs. He then turns to a moose and slams on the ground. Two spore barriers pop up and go towards the kids, Saturn doesn't dodge but Venom does. Venom charges with his hammer and Capi gets out a big shroom. Venom attempts to bonk Capi but Capi blocks with his shroom and it breaks, he then stabs Venom's eyes with it. Meanwhile, Florida Man comes riding over on a lawnmower. Capi turns to a wolf and runs away.)
Nodle: OH BY THE WAY CAP YOU CAN RUN ON WALLS IN YOUR WOLF FORM!
(Capi nods and runs on the side of the buildings. He shoots at Florida Man and Florida Man shoots at him with his Bean burrito gun. Capi then grows a platform over him and sees a restaurant, he jumps from the buildings onto the roof of the restaurant. He then turns back to a spider and jumps off, shooting a web at Florida Man and pinning him to the ground. He then runs to the sewer and turns back into his Lion form.)
(But then he sees Venom and drives a magma barrier towards him. He then spits snow at Capi. Capi then jumps up and throws flaming computer screens at Venom, who then comes over with his hammer and boos Capi on the chest, pinning him down and spitting ice at him. Capi puffs a fire gust at Venom, which gets in his eyes so he walks back with his hurting eyes. Capi then runs up and scratches Venom, Venom then bets him towards the elevator with his hammer. Capi drops the money bag and Venom picks it up, he then gets ready to knock Capi out, but then—)
Nodle: QUICK YOUR FEELING WEAK GO IN THE ELEVATOR!!!
Capi: What???
Nodle: ELEVATOR NOW!! HES GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
(Capi goes into the elevator and knocks Venom out. The door then closes.)
Capi: So why did I go to the elevator?
Nodle: The snow weakens shadow demons, so this is where I take over. I'm not pure shadow demon! IM POWERFUL AS FUCK!!!
???: Rover....
(Nodle looks at Neo, who's standing in the doorway.)
Neo: What the fuck are you doing in my training lab.
Nodle: Oh hey. (Proceeds to choke him to unconsciousness)
(Nodle then drags him to the side of the room. Footsteps are then heard. Nodle looks back and sees Florida Man.)
Nodle: Oh heyyyyy Floridaaaa!
FL Man: It's the middle of the night why are you here??
Nodle: Ohhh nothing really I just wanted to train my kid. How bout you go in there? We should test him out on some real shit.
(Nodle teleports Florida Man into the fight chamber.)
Florida Man: So,, why am I in here???
Nodle: Your our test monkey! We're tryna see how powerful Capi is.
FL Man: That's it?
Nodle: ....yeah.
Fl Man: Damn alright..
Nodle: Anyways countdown?? 3! 2! 1! GO!!
(Capi tackles Florida Man and scratches him, Florida Man bats him off with his SlimJim and throws bean burritos at Capi, who then runs up the wall being hit and spits flaming computers at Florida Man, who then dodges own, and bats the other ones back at Capi. Capi jumps off the wall, landing and making a magma barrier towards Florida Man, who dodges it and spawns a lawnmower, which then charges at Capi, who moves and his eyes turn white. His spirit escapes his body and he turns the lawnmower around. The spirit then comes back  in him as the lawnmower heads for Florida Man. Florida jumps on it and summons Natty Light, and splashes it all on Capi. Capi runs up to Florida Man and Florida Man turns the lawnmower around. Capi stops and throws soul sand at Florida man, who then falls down as the lawnmower runs over the demon. Florida Man splashes him again with Natty Light! Capi sits up and struggles to get up.)
Florida Man: You ok?
Capi: Nodle.... Can I have a break? Nodle: NO FUCK HIM UP!!
(Capi gets up. He walks over to Florida Man.)
Florida Man: Dude you don't have to go on if you feel tired—
(Capi scratches Florida Man's legs, and Florida Man kicks on impulse. Capi goes flying and faints.)
Nodle: CAPI GET THE FUCK UP!!
(Nodle teleports in)
CAPI!!!
Florida Man: Uhhh... I think he's out.
Nodle: YOU DID THIS.
Florida Man: Oh so now your gonna blame me???? You literally worked your kid to exhaustion.
(Nodle tackles Florida Man and starts to bite at him. Florida Man bats him off.)
Petal: DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???
Nodle: IM FUCKING HIM UP MYSELF. NOT MY FAULT CAPI'S WEAK!!
(Nodle opens his black hole chest and sucks the lawnmower up. He turns into a lawnmower and charges at Florida Man. He then bats him away and the lawnmower explodes. Nodle then summons spikes from the ground to throw him in the air. The dog gets up and his arms turn to vines. He grabs him up and slams him onto the ground! Florida Man gets up as Nodle duplicates, he then summons cold ass Natty light and splashes it onto Nodle and his clones! Nodle spits rocks at Florida Man, who then dodges and the dog clings onto a wall, which turns to gum. He zips to the other side, which turns to gum. He goes everywhere with the gum and Florida tries to run from it, but he gets stuck! Nodle flies over to Florida Man.)
Nodle: So... how's it feel being stuck in your own problems, Florida Man?
Florida Man: I fucking hate you...
Nodle, patting him on the head: I love ya too buddy!
(Nodle sucks him and the gum in and spits him out. Florida sees the wall behind him turn to spores and Nodle grabs him up. He starts choking him. Florida pokes his eyes and Nodle drops him, he yells and covers his eyes. Florida Man then shoots burritos at him, so the dog sucks them in. He tries to suck Florida Man in his chest, but ice cream gets sucked in! Nodle then gets brain freeze, closes his chest, and looks over at Ruby, holding an ice cream container. Ruby runs over, Nodle summons ground spikes and throws the anteater up in the air! But then Ruby tackles him and scratches the shit out of him! He then goes flying into the spikes, to be thrown up. After the spikes die down, he sees a lawnmower coming towards him and it runs him over. After being ran over, Ruby comes over and scratches him again! He struggles to get up.)
Florida Man: All this over your kid fainting? Really??
Nodle: ...he will... be STRONGER then you.... Someday.....
(Capi, Petal and him all fade.)
Florida Man: ....whelp.
Ruby: Yeah I came down here to check out what's going on... I thought I would help so
Florida Man: Yeah, thanks... Sorry we woke you up
Neo, in the doorway: Guys.... What happened..
Florida Man: Hey Neo! Uhm.. Your brother was here to train his kid or something I don't know.
Neo: Hmm.. I should really work on magic proof security..
Florida Man: You should yeah.
Neo, going to the steps: Yeah I'll figure it out tomorrow.
(Florida Man nods as he and Ruby follows Neo up the steps.)