Dirty pick up line he tells you

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Tom - Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Barclay - Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you be the 9?

Jake - I'm no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

Chris - Let's play titanic. You be iceberg, i'll go down

Casey - Do you live in a chicken farm cuz you sure know how to raise a cock

James - Do you work for UPs? I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package

Reece - Are your legs made of nutella cuz i'd love to spread them

Charlie - Do you have an inhaler? Cuz you've got ass ma

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