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(THIS WILL ALL TAKE PLACE AS KIDS BC I RLLY FEEL THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND I'VE BEEN LAUGJING FOR 20 MINUTES BC OF THIS HELP)

Gyutaro - "Okay, ready?"

Kyai - "Give me a sec"

Gyutaro - "You said that 35 minutes ago, hurry up."

Kyai - "I can't sleep without my stuffed animals in my room okay!"

Gyutaro - "Whatever, just hurry up loser"

Kyai - "Fine-"

Gyutaro - "*Intense and dramatic cough* Okay.. The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep."

Gyutaro - "The windows are dark in the town, my dear. The whales huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear, You'll go the fuck to sleep."

Gyutaro - "The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest. And the creature who run, crawl, and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep."

Gyutaro - "The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The field mice, they make not a creep. It's been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep."

Gyutaro - "All the kids from day care are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, can't go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep."

Gyutaro - "The owls fly fourth from the treetops. Through the air they soar, and sweep. A hot crimson rage fill my heart, love. For real, shut the fuck up and go to sleep."

Kyai - "Gyutaro, is this even a kids boo-"

Gyutaro - "Shut up. Anyways, The cubs and lions are snoring. Wrapped in a snuggly big heap. How is it you can do all this other great shit. But you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?"

Kyai - "Gyutaro,-"

Gyutaro - "I said shut up. The seeds slumber beneath the earth now. And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions, this interview's over. I've got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep."

Gyutaro - "The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheep. Fuck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit. Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep."

Kyai - "*offended bc the bear part*"

Gyutaro - "The flowers doze low in the meadows. And high on the mountains so steep. My life is a failure, I'm a shitty-ass parent. Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep."

Gyutaro - "The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing. As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk. Who the fuck cares? You're not gonna sleep."

Kyai - "Wait, you have ki-"

Gyutaro - "I SAID SHUT UP AND LET ME READ-"

Kyai - "Okay. I'm sorry."

Gyutaro - "Good. Anywaysss...., This room is all I can remember. The furniture crappy and cheap. You win. You escape. You run down the hall. As I nod the fuck off and sleep."

Gyutaro - "Bleary and dazed I awaken. To find your eyes shut so I keep. My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away. And pray that you're fucking asleep."

Gyutaro - "We're finally watching our movie. Popcorns in the microwave. Beep. Oh shit. Goddammit. You've gotta be kidding. Come on, go the fuck back to sleep."

Gyutaro - "The end."

Kyai - "Are you mad at me, is that why you read that so aggressively-"

Gyutaro - "Do I have to read this again? I said go the fuck to sleep."

- (ㅅꈍ﹃ꈍ)* 𝙂𝙮𝙪𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙨𝙩 *(ꈍ﹃ꈍㅅ)♡