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20 - Qᴜᴏᴛᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋᴏᴋᴜ, ᴀɴʏᴀ, ʀᴜɪ, ɢʏᴜ, ᴄʜɪʏᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴋʏᴀɪ<3

Kyai: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Gyutaro: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Rui: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Gyutaro, learn to listen.
Chiyo: What if it bites itself and I die?
Kokushibou: That's voodoo.
Anya: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Gyutaro: That's correlation, not causation.
Chiyo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Kokushibou: That's kinky.
Kyai: Oh my God.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Kyai: I can help you with it!
Gyutaro: Yeah, sure.
Rui: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Chiyo: lol nope.
Kokushibou: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Anya: *Read 5:55pm*

Kyai, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gyutaro: Hey.
Rui: Hi.
Chiyo: Hello.
Kokushibou: Hey!
Kyai: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Anya: We were out of Doritos.

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Kyai: Thanks fam!
Gyutaro: oh no
Rui: *cries* I love you too
Chiyo: Sounds fake but okay
Kokushibou: *A flustered mess*
Anya: can i get a refund

*The squad right before Kyai's wedding*
Gyutaro: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend, or in this case I have a wedding to be at so I can marry my girlfriend.
Rui: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Chiyo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Kokushibou: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Anya, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Kyai: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Gyutaro: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Rui: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Chiyo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Kokushibou: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Anya:
Anya: I have emotional scars.

Kyai: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gyutaro: >:O language
Rui: Yeah watch your fucking language
Chiyo: OKAY WHO TAUGHT RUI THE FUCK WORD?
Kokushibou: 'The fuck word'.
Anya: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Rui: Oh my god they censored it
Kokushibou: Say fuck, Anya.
Rui: Do it, Anya. Say fuck.

(GYUTARO LOVE FOR THIS ONE)

Kyai: Gyutaro... How do I begin to explain Gyutaro?
Rui: Gyutaro is flawless.
Chiyo: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Kokushibou: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Anya: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Kyai: Time for plan G.
Gyutaro: Don't you mean plan B?
Kyai: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Rui: What about plan D?
Kyai: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Chiyo: What about plan E?
Kyai: I'm hoping not to use it. Kokushibou dies in plan E.
Anya: I like plan E.

Kyai: I CAN'T DO IT!
Gyutaro, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Kyai: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Rui: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Kyai:
Kyai: I appreciate it,
Kyai: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Chiyo: Kyai-
Kyai: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Kokushibou: Kyai we gotta-
Kyai: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Kyai: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Kyai, motioning to Anya: NOT FUCKING THIS