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╰┈➤ ❝ ['18 - Iɳƈσɾɾҽƈƚ Qυσƚҽʂ ϝɾσɱ Kყαι αɳԃ Gყυƚαɾσ<3'] ❞

THE BANNER ART IS FROM Pikapi209!!!!

(AGAIN, THANK YOU SM I CANT GET OVER GYUTARO'S FACE ITS SO CUTE<3333)

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Kyai: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Gyutaro: Thank you

Kyai: I didn't say that was a good thing

Gyutaro: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Kyai: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Gyutaro: Twelve, actually.

Kyai: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Gyutaro: Yours!

Kyai: That's right: no one's.

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Kyai, tending to Gyutaro's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Gyutaro: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Kyai Hayashi: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Gyutaro Shabana: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Kyai: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Gyutaro: You and me!!!

Kyai, tearing up: Okay.

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Kyai: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Gyutaro: What did you do?

Kyai: Nobody died.

Gyutaro: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Kyai: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Gyutaro: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Kyai: Is something burning?

Gyutaro: Just my love for you.

Kyai: Gyutaro, the toaster is on fire.

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Kyai: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Gyutaro: How can you still say that?

Kyai: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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*Gyutaro and Kyai are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Gyutaro: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Kyai, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Gyutaro: Here's some advice

Kyai: I didn't ask for any