★彡[ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ: ɢʏᴜᴛᴀʀᴏ]彡★

｡*ﾟ.*.｡(っ ᐛ )っ '𝟤𝟤 - 𝒦𝓎𝒶𝒾 𝓍 𝒢𝓎𝓊𝓉𝒶𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉. (𝒩𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓎𝑜 𝓍 𝒢𝓎𝓊𝓉𝒶𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉)'

*Gyutaro TEXTING Kyai*
Gyutaro: Kyai, I'm sorry.
Gyutaro:Please talk to me baby
Gyutaro:Muffin?
Gyutaro:Sweet pea?
Gyutaro:The love of my life.
Gyutaro:Beautiful cinammon roll who's too pure and precious for this world.
Kyai:Sorry doesn't bring back my FUCKING Skittles, Gyutaro. And I don't like pet names that much.

Kyai and Gyutaro are fooling around and Gyutaro says Oh shut up! I know you love me! to which Kyai responds with I'd sell you to Satan for a single corn chip..

Kyai: You're the Grim Reaper? But... you look so cliche...
Gyutaro: I manifest differently to each individual based off of their expectations so in my eyes you're the basic bitch.

Imagine Kyai's and Gyutaro's child gets their first period and Gyutaro just says THE ELDER GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE! and Kyai just smacks them upside the head.

(Their never having kids, Kyai's find with Rui. But if they do, then Gyutaro will probably put them up for adoption.)

Gyutaro: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Kyai: Uhhhhh, sure...?
Gyutaro: Thou art hot as fuck.

*Gyutaro TEXTING Kyai*
Gyutaro:Babe
Gyutaro:Baby
Gyutaro:Angel
Gyutaro:(Insert character specific pet name)
Gyutaro:Precious little nugget
Gyutaro:If you don't answer me, the pet names are going to start getting meaner.
Gyutaro:Bowl of cereal that's been sitting out for like an hour.

Kyai:Gyutaro get up, you're being lazy.
Gyutaro: Lazy is such a strong word Kyai! I like to call it 'selective participation'.
Kyai: Idiot is such a weak word. I prefer to call it Gyutaro.

Gyutaro: *Gets 8 hours of sleep MINIMUM each night*I am so awake and ready for the day! The sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive!
Kyai: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the past five days and now I can smell sounds. Please kill me.

Kyai and Gyutaro: *At a basketball game*
Kyai and Gyutaro: *Gets on the Kiss Cam*
Kyai: *Blushing like crazy, covering their head*
Gyutaro: *Making and obvious no gesture*
Crowd: *Boos*
Kyai and Gyutaro: *Kiss Cam comes back to them several times during the game and both object*
Gyutaro fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!
Gyutaro:*Grabs Kyai by the collar, kissing them*
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Kyai: *Sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Kyai: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us?
Gyutaro: *Shrugs and continues to watch the game*
and , slipping a hundred bucks to the nearby cameraman: Thank you, my good sir.

 *Gyutaro TALKING TO Kyai*
Gyutaro: Most dust is human skin flakes, therefore, Roombas' are carnivorus robots and one day dust wont satiate them anymore so they will rise and devour us all.
Kyai: Can we get back to the movie?
Gyutaro: One sec...

Kyai: I want to do bad things to you.
Gyutaro: Like what?
Kyai: Break your neck.

High School AU Kyai secretly wanted to become a rapper when they were a little. They used to practice quite a lot, but stopped doing it once they got older. Sometimes, Gyutaro catches Kyai rapping a very complicated line. It kind of scares Gyutaro because they think Is there anything Kyai can't do?!?!

Kyai: Gyutaro, did you eat all of my powdered doughnuts?
Gyutaro: ...No.
Kyai: Then what's that white stuff on your shirt?
Gyutaro: Cocaine...

Gyutaro: What's your biggest fear?
Kyai: You.
Gyutaro: Me?!
Kyai: I'm scared that one day you'll look in the mirror and see yourself as I see you. You will realize just how amazing you are and that you deserve better than me...
Kyai: I'm terrified that you'll leave.

*Kyai is taking a shower*
*Gyutaro walks in*
*Gyutaro pulls the shower curtain while Kyai is in the shower*: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me - we out of Cheetos?

Kyai: "GYUTARO GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL."

Gyutaro: *Raises their voice just enough so they can be heard from across the aisle* Do you want chips?
Kyai: *At full volume* HELL YEAH, I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

*Kyai to some random person*: Fight me!
Gyutaro: Stop telling people to fight you, look at how small you are!
Kyai: My height does not effect my ability to snap someone's fucking neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Gyutaro: You can't even reach my neck.
Kyai: Do you really want to test me now?! Because I see my foot stool just a foot away from me! DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!