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.•♫•♬• '３７ － ＷＨＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＦＵＣＫ' •♬•♫•.

OKAY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDNT LOG INTO MY ACC FOR AN HOUR OR SO??

IDK WHAT HAPPENED BUT ANYWAYS

Have some incorrect Gyutaro quotes<3

Gyutaro: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Gyutaro: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Gyutaro: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Gyutaro: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Gyutaro, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Gyutaro, to Chiyo, Kyai, Miyo and Rui: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Gyutaro: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Gyutaro: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Gyutaro: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Gyutaro: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Gyutaro: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

Gyutaro: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Gyutaro*
Gyutaro: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Gyutaro: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Gyutaro: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Gyutaro: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Gyutaro: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Gyutaro: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.

Kyai: Gyutaro, you can read stfu

Gyutaro, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

Kyai: GYUTARO I AM RIGHT HERE

Gyutaro: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Gyutaro: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Gyutaro: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Gyutaro: *punches wall*
Gyutaro:
Gyutaro: Take me to the hospital.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Gyutaro*
Gyutaro: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Gyutaro: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Gyutaro: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Gyutaro: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Gyutaro, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Gyutaro: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Gyutaro: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

Gyutaro: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Gyutaro: Goodnight moon.
Gyutaro: Goodnight tree.
Gyutaro: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.