Twisted wonderland oneshots and Stuff

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Hoo boi will I have so so much fun with this one...

So... As some may or may not know... I am a very much dumb hooman. U-U

And I decided to have a little... Let's say semi au... With a kind of oc character... But at the same time not entirely... It's kinda like the Michael situation from pttw... IDK man... Just lemme have it... :'3

Anyway... Plot: Crowley announces that a new botanics teacher will come on campus. And Azul would appreciate if he wouldn't be the talk of the campus for the entire remaining years just because of it.

OK... Ok... So I will finally reveal the Au itself! Mind you that it's NOT a headcannon or something that I consider cannon for myself. Just a funky lil what if!

And yes, I put that disclaimer, just because this au is actually a what if Azul was a Romanian(like your very dumb author)... And he wouldn't really show it...

I discussed it with other peeps and tbh... It was just a crack idea and I really had to share it, since it's just for funsies... :3

You probably have 0 idea where I am going with this and at this point... I think I don't know myself...

And because FINALLY this will be a language that I am actually knowledgeable enough to translate it without Google... I feel confident! :D

Not that you can detect any grammar mistakes in that part, no sir, defenetly not... (I say this as I proceed to mess it up again) :'3

Tbh I am a bit nervous for this one... So bear with me...

Full no one pov!

Anyway! Smol smol note! Yes, this will have another language spoken... But I assure you that everything will be translated in brackets like the following example:

"Acum! Să începem cu botanica!" (Now let's start with the botanics!)

Title:

"A notice?" Azul groaned as Jade put onto his desk the said letters meant for the Octavinelle Dormhead. "From the principal... I believe it is important, hearing that the other dormleaders received the same thing..." Jade mused. "Eh? And what's saying?" Floyd draped himself over the couch from the VIP room. "I didn't even open it, Floyd... Just give me a second... I have another letter to read now..." Azul reassured as he showed the paper in his hand.

"From who? Usually letters go though me or Jade before they reach you..." Floyd pouted. "Ah... Just from home... Those ones are directly sent to me via magic... You know how mother likes the easy way..." Azul mused as he arranged his glasses and holded the letter so light would fall onto the neat handwriting of water resistant parchment.

Yet with every second Azul would read, his eyes grew more frantic as he looked over and over again on the writing. Even taking his glasses off to wipe his eyes, only to put them back in and read again, as if he couldn't distinguish the said words. In reality, Azul didn't want to believe the message rather than actually struggling with understanding it.

"în numele albastrei mări!" (in the name of the blue sea!)

"Oh my my..." Jade hid his smile as Floyd again groaned. "Oh fuck Azul again speaks funny..." He mumbled. "Ah... Apologies... It just slipped..." "Fufufu... We bearly hear you talk like that... The desk and toe incidents aside. Perhaps... Is it some biger news than the notice?" Jade asked as he extended the said official letter from the headmaster towards Azul, yet the white haired boy just swatted it away.

"No need for that... I already know what it will say..."

"Oya?" "Ya reads minds nowadays?" Floyd tilted his head. "Oh let's just say it's a stroke of luck... Because I wouldn't hear the end of your 'goldfish this, goldfish that' mind otherwise..." the Dormhead rolled his eyes. "Eyo! Rude! Not like you don't have Firefly Squid and sea slug on your brain 24/7..." Floyd pouted. Azul just blushed a bright blue as he exhaled while Jade just giggled lightly at the 2's states. "Shut it, you turtle simp..." Floyd quickly shot a reply to his twin, silencing Jade successfully.