Twisted wonderland oneshots and Stuff

33.♦️X🏹X👑

I had a great idea for this one! I swear!

Anyway! As requested by Guten_Bag_Boi, on Ao3.

We have again these 3!

And because the prompt requested was way too crack potential... I couldn't help myself...

So we have Blot change au!

Ye... For those who don't know... This au has as a main star our beloved dumbass, Ace...

Also in this Cater is a STIX agent... So... o3o...

Anyway! Poly first years in this one because I say so! And because I luv them!

I Don't really remember(without checking the messages) who even requested the soulmate string with them and I did sum shit with this Au... But! I wanna use that idea again... Like... No string this time... But the first years got into a relationship after the Leona overBlot thingie.

So now we see the plot: Ace knew he should mind his own business. His boss's Rules say so! But when he sees the constant puppy eyes Cater makes, Ace wouldn't miss any chance to tease the agent about it! Especially when Cater doesn't have a taser at him.

In short: Cater has love problems and our resident overBlot wants to stick his nose in it. Feat overBlot Azul because why shouldn't I?

Situated after ch3 ob battle...

Now! Onto the hopeless romance!

Title: Ace's tips you should NEVER use to get a date!

No one pov:

"You are humming and whining for a few minutes already..." Ace said, sticking his hand curiosly in the fish tank from Azul's room. The octopus mer ignored him for the most part, which the ginger overblot didn't quite like.

Cater, the one who was asked and also the one who is supervising the two, exhaled. "Am I that obvious?" "Duh... Look... Even the octopus doesn't want to hear your whining!" Ace complained, getting in response a smack from one of Azul's tentacles. Ace started to bicker with Azul, the fight consisting of Ace's fist vs one of Azul's tentacles. Ace was losing miserably.

Cater hummed. "It's just... There is this persons I li-" "Schomenheit and Hunt..." both overblots responded. Azul even poked his head out of the water to just say it. Ace rolled over the bed. "You are so lovesick~" The ginger mused. Cater only looked in another part.

"If you will... I can arrange so-hmphf!" Azul was interrupted by Ace who smacked his palm across his mouth. "Shush... I think I can help! Since we are talking about a poly right now..." The overBlot smiled as he draped over Cater. "So... Wanna ask them on a date?" the ginger slurred.

Cater rolled his eyes and slammed Ace on the ground with one hand. The 3rd year wore some black gloves. "first... You shouldn't get to be so touchy touchy after your new power manifested... Second... I would like to hear your advice... But I doubt it will be useful." Azul only crawled himself back into his pot from the fishtank. Cater could be scary, despite his friendly appearance.

"Aww man... But in my defense... I was in no control over that..." "Still..." Cater hummed as he patted the head of the ginger. The 3rd year looked at his phone. "Heh... We have to leave~ Azul... If something happens, call me or Ace... And don't try to use magic... It can make you more sick..." "Goodbye!" the octopus mer mused as he saw how the 2 gingers left the room.

After that, Azul pulled from his pot a small list whith a big title: 'shipping bets'. The highest bidder was Lilia up until now... Oh he's so gonna make some good madols with this.

Ace pov:

I hummed as I tailed after Cater. "So... Let's see... What qualities would Vil and Rook see in you..." I mumbled. He rolled his eyes and smiled as he swatted me away. "Well... You know too well that I am forbidden from revealing my actual abilities unless in dire need." "Yeah yea... I know..." I groaned and rolled my eyes.