LORD WHY DID I THINK THIS??????

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Okay so, what the actual f**k is this sh*t? Like, three weeks ago I was making either lunch or dinner and I was thinking about Liam. I was like:

"Imagine if Liam's eyebrows are embroidered or sewn (idfk the right term) on but he can still move them."

If you don't know what I mean, look at the logo.

And then after that I was like:

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And then after that I was like:

what if he had facial hair?

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???!!?!??? LIKE WHY DID I THINK THIS?? AND AFTER THINKING ABOUT IT, I CAN ONLY SEE HIM PULLING F***ING THREADS OFF HIS FACE USING TWEEZERS AND SCISSORS AND I OF COURSE HAD TO ALSO IMAGINE BRYCE WALKING IN ON THE BACKPACK IN THE BATHROOM F***ING PULLING THEM OUT AND BEING DISTURBED AS F**K. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MADE ME DO? DRAW THE THING-

 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MADE ME DO? DRAW THE THING-

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WHAT THE F**K, IT'S CURSED AS HELL, OBJECTS AREN'T MEANT TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR, THIS IS WHY IS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO F***ING THINK, IT REALLY IS, NOW SUFFER.

Also, the random picker chose those two for the quotes even though they've never interacted.






Bryce: So what do you do?

Cemal: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Bryce: Wow, impressive.

Cemal: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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