765 Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1

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Changed the book name because I also want to do quotes. Most of these are just Liam and Bryce, so like sodapack be in here because why the f**k not and some others like scentmold. Also some of these may be kinda inappropriate but that's on the generator but also on me for putting them in. Anyways, I didn't copy and paste them, time to type out these things. This also took longer to type out because I got a headache due to the current heat I'm feeling. It's only 11°C outside right now! That's so cool, so cool my body decides to just heat up more than it needs to and gives me a headache! And if you read all of these in one go.....then well for you, that's some dedication. This is what I do instead of writing for the AU's and drawing. Also some words were changed from the quotes to match better. Anyways, quotes-

Enjoy.


Liam: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!

Bryce: Really? Name one law.

Liam: Don't kill people?

Bryce: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Bryce: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.

Liam: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Liam, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Bryce.

Bryce: How did you do that without turning around?

Liam: ...To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to weren't you.

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Bryce: Liam...

Liam: Oh no, 'Liam' in b-flat.

Liam: You're disappointed.

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Liam: I can explain.

Bryce: Can you?

Liam: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Liam: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Bryce: I do have a sense of humour you know.

Liam: I've never heard you laugh before.

Bryce: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Liam: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Bryce: Liam, you don't have bad luck. The reason why bad things happen to you is because you're a dumba**.

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Bryce: Is something burning?

Liam: Just my love for you.

Bryce: Liam, the toaster is on fire.

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Liam: I turned out perfectly fine!

Bryce: Liam, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Liam: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Bryce: Liam...why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Liam: Your text told me to satanize the apartment.

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