C.B.W? Incorrect Quotes

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Liam: I have issues.

Cemal: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Liam: With you.

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Cemal: When do you actually go to sleep?

Liam: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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Evelyn: What is your favourite mythical story?

Liam: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Evelyn: I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Cemal: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Liam: Yes. Absolutely.

Cemal: When?

Liam: When you're right.

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Liam: I've met a lot of pr*cks in my time, but you, Cemal, are a f***ing cactus.

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Evelyn: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Mr. Plecak.

Liam: I hate myself.

Evelyn: Alright, square up.

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Liam: *On the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.

Liam: Anyways, you said Evelyn is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Avani: I hope they've calmed down...

Liam: Shut the f**k up you annoying a** pig.

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Liam: You f*ckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Avani: Spear.

Liam: BLOCKED.

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Avani: Can I have a private talk with you?

Liam: Okay, as long as it's not about tampons because I just don't understand them.

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Avani: Did you win? Or just not die?

Avani: Either way, hooray.

Liam: ...Is "no" a valid answer?

Avani: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

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Avani: We're having a moment, aren't we?

Liam: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Avani: I trusted you!

Cemal: Why?

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Avani: What the f**k is wrong with you??

Cemal: What? No morning?

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