Or just incorrect quotes with Liam and Bryce because not all of these are actually sodapack, I think. These were ripped from my pile of quotes so this is where I insert that paragraph from the last one because everything I said will apply. Objects wearing clothes funni. Also didn't censor shit 😎
This was a pain to write out.
Liam, texting Bryce: Hey do you like anyone?
Bryce: Yeah you.
Liam: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends.
Bryce: *Yeah, you?
Liam: Oh haha sorry lol.
Bryce: *Dies inside*
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Bryce: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Liam: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Bryce, pointing a camera at Liam: There he is, our sweet baby.
Liam, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
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Bryce: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Liam: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Bryce: Let's write Liam a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
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Liam: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Bryce: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Liam: I've only had Bryce for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Bryce: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Liam: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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Liam: Are we fighting or flirting?
Bryce: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Liam: Your point?
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Bryce: So, what are your political beliefs?
Liam, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Bryce: This bloodline ends with me.
Liam: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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*Bryce and Liam enter a dive bar*
Bryce: Look, I know you're disappointed but could we at least have a drink?
Liam, in a scuba diving suit: I would like to leave, please.
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Bryce, handing out popsicles: Which flavour do you want?
Liam: Blue flavour!
Bryce: Uh, you mean blue raspberry?
Liam: Blue flavour! Blue flavour!
