Short Stories

Richard The Sad Whale

So me and my friend Kame-chan were talking while on Minecraft and she made a weird voice which gave birth to Richard The Sad Whale. Here are some of the conversations that we had. They are between Richard and Frank, the sea-turtle who thought he was a whale. (Picture with a very sad Kermit voice) XD

Richard: Hi. My name is Richard. I'm sad because my name is Richard. People call me Penis... I don't like being called Penis. I can't even see my own penis. Because I'm so fat. I'm ugly. So fat. SO FAT. BLUB. I eat krill That's all I eat. I'm fat. My best friend thinks he's a whale. He's a sea-turtle named Frank.

Frank: I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE... (YOUR MOTHER'S FAT. AND YOUR DICKS ARE GREEN.)

Richard: Frank~, use your inside voice. I can't understand you when you talk like that. You know my mother's not as fat as me... Plus why are you making fun of my penises color? Yes, it's plural. There are four... They're so small. Two of them are sentient.

Frank: BLUE DA BEE DA RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE BOOP. (IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND SWAM IN RADIOACTIVE WASTE.)

Richard: Frank, why are you so mean? It's not my fault they dumped it all over my home.

Frank: Yipide do da yip yip ti-tip tip yip YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP (Too Profound to translate 0.0)

Richard: ( ,- ^ -, ) Why you do this Frank? You're so mean to me...

THE END.