Short Stories

Stupid People

Have you ever fought with someone who was so stupid it made you cringe?

That happened to me today.

Me: *In German class*

*Teacher talking about how cheating takes two people*

Bitch who thinks that she is smart but is really a dumb fuck: It's not their fault. It's never anybodies fault.

Me: So if someone raped you and shot you in the stomach would it be their fault?

*Bitch looks at me*

Bitch: Last time I check you weren't in this conversation

Me: This is a public discussion if you haven't noticed I guess you wouldn't now would you?

Bitch: Whatever, you're stupid.

Me: At least I'm smarter than you'll ever be.

Jackson in the background: SAVAGE

LATER AT LUNCH

Johnny: *Talking about Undertale*

Yuki: I really hate when dumb people try to argue with you.

(Yuki is in my class)

Me: I love fighting with stupid people. It's fun to watch them get mad when I shit on their prissy parade.

Yuki: I wait for them to finish their rant and then demolish them with my cold, hard dick.

Me: You do that to everyone though.

*Johnny is very confused*

Johnny: Riko 2016, I love fighting with stupid people, it's fun.