Hey there, Riko here. I'm going to tell you about a conversation that I had with my sister, Elsie. She doesn't like people farting around her and plus she was on her period at the time.
Her boyfriend was on Skype and I kept saying things like "MOSES DIDN'T PART THIS RED SEA!" And "You'll need a whip." She asked why and I yelled "CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO RELEASE THE KRAKEN ON YOUR ASS!" I died laughing while sister my sister just stared at me.
Long story short, don't talk periods around me. I will say some RANDOM SHIT.
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Short Stories
De TodoSome stories that I've made. Read them at your own pace and I hope you'll enjoy. May include debauchery.
