It starts with me saying "let me tell you the story of my people..."
It starts out with my sister and I playing Skyrim.
Elsie and I: *Singing Age of Aggression*
Elsie: let's get some iron for our house.
Me: okay, Skyrim cheat?
Elsie: *nods and starts the cheat*
*Elsie touches glitched wall and dies*
Me: did you just die by touching a wall?
Elsie: *dies*
Me: *dies*
Mom: what are you girls laughing about?
Elsie: NOTHING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Mom: I just got back from battling an ant army.
*Elsie and I look at the pile*
Me: three ants?
Mom: They were really big!
*I take out little ruler*
Me: one millimeter?
Mom: shush!
*mom leaves and we go back to game*
Elsie: *takes everything in sky forge chest* OH GOD I'M SO SLOW, HEALP!! *makes Skyrim character jump around*
Me: *dies*
Guard in Skyrim: No lolligaggin'
Elsie and I: *Stops and stares at guard*
Elsie: The fuck did you just say?
Me: LOL
Elsie: Hey Riko,we are going to see Balathar.
Me: *Eyes open and big smile* YES
*we enter the store*
Me: Hello sexy, rawr :3 *does tongue roll with rawr*
Balathar in Skyrim: Let me know if you see anything you like
Me: oh I do. And he has a green shirt and gloves on *smiles evilly*
Elsie: *finishes buying stuff*
Balathar in Skyrim: Do come back.
Me: oh... you know I will.
*end scene*
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Short Stories
NezařaditelnéSome stories that I've made. Read them at your own pace and I hope you'll enjoy. May include debauchery.
