So my mom and I were in the car talking and we got on the subject of the movie Tangled.
Me: For one, YOU CANT BRAID 70FT LONG HAIR INTO A 15 FT BRAID.
Mom: -laughs-
Me: Also I just thought of something.
Mom: What is it?
Me: Rapunzel had magic hair and magic tears.... So would she have magic pee and poop?
Mom: -dies of laughter-
Me: Magical titty milk? Like
-Starts singing-
"BOOBIES GLEAM AND GLOW LET YOUR ,FUCK HOW DID IT GO, LET YOUR BOOBIES SHINE MAKE THE WAIT FUCK OH YEAH COCK I MEAN CLOCK REVERSE TAKE BACK WHAT ONCE WAS MINE"
Me: -voice cracks- GOD DAMMIT
VOUS LISEZ
Short Stories
RandomSome stories that I've made. Read them at your own pace and I hope you'll enjoy. May include debauchery.
