Just to explain... My friends and I are total idiot fucks. These are some of the things that came up in our conversations. XD- Riko
-*Takowa and I talking about STD's and shit*
Me: Did you know that Hippopottomonstrsousquipiddeliosyphilis......... Wait, the fuck?"
Takowa: BEAN BURITO
-*Takowa explaining her adventures in D.C.*
Takowa: This lady person fucker has a REALLY NASALLY VOICE so Inaugural is now a nose drill.
-*Me talking when I have a seizure (seriously no fucking kidding 0.0)*
Me: She's a mixture of the two too to be or not to be. FUCK!
-*Mother and I looking at word search*
Mother: *Circles Hgoe*
Me: Eh, mum? Why'd you circle Hgoe?
Mother: *Looks at thing she circled* Well what the fuck!
Me: I think the word you're looking for is "Hook." *Points out word* Been to the eye doc yet, eh mum?
-*My sister and I making bad puns*
Me: Oh come on Ako, you know you've got to "bee" in it to win it XD
Ako: Why did the beetle not cry when his kids went off to college?
Me: Why?
Ako: Cause he's beetle than that. XD
-*Takowa and I writing a story*
Me: Handshake.... KAME HAME HA!
Takowa: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BITCH
Me: That's the handshake!
-*Writing the joke above*
Me: *Spells friendship like friend shop*
Takowa: Wait, does that mean you buy your friends?
Me: Well shit.
-*Again writing the same story*
Me: Ba da ba ba ba, titty salad.
Takowa: YAS
Me: The best damn salad that this ship shit has ever seen!
*Quotes Victorious episode that was forced to watch by niece who is evil*
-*Writing this*
Me: There's a reason why there is two e's in Niece.
Takowa: Why's that?
Me: 'Cause most nieces aren't nice.
BA DUM TITS
-*Talking with Aoi and Takowa*
Aoi: Knock Knock
T and I: Who's there?
Aoi: You know
T and I: You know who?
Aoi: AVADA KADAVRA
Aoi: Do you have bofa?
T and I: Bofa what?
Aoi: BOFA DEEZ NUTS
-*Takowa, Aoi, and I talking after reading story*
Takowa: Doin' the frickidy frack with the dark lord voldy.
Me: VOLDEMORT VOLDEMORT, OH VOLDY VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT! SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!
Aoi: Doing the do with You know who!
-*Aoi starts play sawing my arm*
Aoi: MM MM MM, GOTTA GET DAT ROAST RIKO WITH A SIDE OF BUBBA KERTS
(This is now an inside joke between us)
-*Elsie and I playing the Harry Potter Lego Game*
Me: YOU'RE A HIZARD WARRY
Elsie: What?
Me: YOU'RE A JIZZARD WOSH
Elsie: YOU'RE A BIZARD WRITTANY
(Brittany is a friend of ours)
Me: *Dies*
-*Me trying to think of a certain basketball player*
Me: Koby
Koby Brian
Koby Wolff
Obi Wann Konobi
Takowa: woe is me, Hamlet is acting REDONK AGAIN
-*Me riding in the car*
*Car stops suddenly*
Me: SCREEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Will post more soon XD -Riko
VOUS LISEZ
Short Stories
RandomSome stories that I've made. Read them at your own pace and I hope you'll enjoy. May include debauchery.
