A Melancholic Melody (Non-Despair AU Danganronpa X Male Reader)

A Sleepover With The Boys

Y/N's POV

Miu: "...so, just so we're on the same page...you're NOT gonna fuck me?"

"No."

Miu: "sigh...whatever, I fuckin' guess. So...what now?"

"I guess...go back and finish having lunch?"

Miu: "the food is garbage. There's no point in going."

"Yeah, but I left Junko and the others there."

Miu: "wait, wait, others?"

"Yeah. I thought you knew?"

Miu: "I mean, I knew you were dating that slut with the blonde hair and pigtails, but not those other women, too!"

"It's...complicated."

Miu: "complicated how, exactly?"

"Okay, so first I dated Mukuro. That's the girl with the black hair and freckles."

Miu: "mhm?"

"But then Junko-"

Miu: "you mean the whore?"

"Her name is Junko."

Miu: "I don't care. I'll keep calling her a whore."

"...fine. so anyways, I accidentally fall on top of Junko, and we end up kissing. This makes her become obsessed with me. After dodging her multiple times, I come to the conclusion that I have to take responsibility for causing her to be like that, and decide to date HER, too."

Miu: "...Jesus fucking christ."

"Yeah. After that, Hina and Mikan just...grew feelings for me. And that brings us to now. Any questions?"

Miu: "yeah. Why the fuck didn't you decline any of their confessions?"

"...cause I'd feel bad."

Miu: "...so you're saying if EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN GIRL IN THIS SCHOOL confessed to you, you'd accept them?"

"...yeah."

Miu: "...you're fucking nuts, Y/N."

"I guess...but anyway, let's go."

And with that, Miu and I walked back to the cafeteria...sigh...this is gonna go bad.

~~timeskip~~

Once we walked into the cafeteria, Junko and the others turned to us.

Junko: "Y/N! You're ba-"

Miu: "..."

Junko: "...what the hell are you doing next to him, slut? I thought it was pretty clear that he doesn't like you."

Miu: "is it? Cause he just accepted me as his girlfriend just now."

Junko: "WHAT?!"

Miu: "aww, is the poor skank shocked?"

Junko: "Y/N...what is the meaning of this...?"

"...look, Jun. I won't lie to you. Yes, I did accept her feelings, but-"

Junko: "WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! ARE MY TITS NOT ENOUGH?! DO YOU GOTTA GO FOR HER COW UDDERS INSTEAD?!"

Miu: "c-cow udders?!"

"Jun, please, just give me a chance to explain!"

Junko: "but...but..."

"Please, Jun..."

Junko: "...fine. but sit down by my side."

"...sure."