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Author pov:
Yuri myers on standby drinking vodka watching his wife (ooc) sanya myers successfully found her parents, now sanya will follow where slaughterhouse callsign strider 7.
He fell asleep accidently drop his drink sanya catches it. He jolted a bit.
Yuri: what happened?
Sanya: you about to drop Уважаемые💕
Plants a kiss on his forehead
Luuchini: hey guys what's up
Apex: where just shooting a movie
Luuchini joins in. Recent new married watch them. Sanya leaned on head on her husband's shoulder wrapped her around his, behind them his su57 & her custom su47 berkut.
Suddenly Ketchup spilled on them they got up sanya drawn her knife & yuri draw out his gun.
Yuri/sanya unison: БЛЯДЬ ЭТО БЫЛО?💢
Meanwhile:
Lex helping out gertrude peter & yoshika hang stuff out to try.
Shirley: WE GOT TROUBLE
Lex & Peter tie her up
Lex: radar detect no neruoi💢
Getting: my husband don't forget he has the entire planet on watch
Alarm went off
Shirley: oh no sirens
Peter: nevermind
Sw Destroyer: you better be right about this
Shirley gives camera to trude
Lex: what's really going on?
Trude: in a middle of a emergency
Multiple explosions in the sky. Lex scanned it. He puts a hand on his wife & yoshika.
Trude: what's you see?
Shirley thought: oh shit
Lex: sanya is still on ground same with slaughterhouse. Sanya life sign is normal but detected ketchup on her. Its a fake out plan
Peter: how the hell does he know?
Yoshika: you wouldn't understand
Trude: oh thank you💗
They see sanya & yuri laying on the ground.
Yuri: it was all an act yoshika
Sanya: they pleaded us
Erica: welp ..
Yoshika/Peter unison: THAT IS NOT HAPPENING
Trude: LINE UP EXCEPT FANG & APEX. 3 EACH BONK
Meanwhile azur lane world
Amagi: whoever said the word bonk. My new friend
Back to them
Sanya: hit me & yuri
Trude: your parents are found so i guess
Slaughterhouse: do that i'll take your health insurance
Lex: you morons are making my wife harder to bring punishment
She didn't use her magic so a dab
Trude: could've asked me & lex for your help
Lex: again her parents are found
Yuri: its for the plot i guess
Epilogue:
Spider: STOP FAKING YOU MORON. GET YOUR ASS UP EILA.
Later
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world witches: skies unknown Completed
Fanficcomedy version. 501st 502nd LRSSG 118th, cipher, talisman, omega 11, Avalanche, gryphus 1, & gadfly that are with 502nd. what insane adventures awaits them.
