11 years later...
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"But pink is better!"
"No it's not!!"
"It is!"
Rose Mischief Leeds, carefully applies the pink eyeshadow to her friend, Benjamin's, face with a small sponge, her tongue sticking out as she focuses deeply.
"Stay still!"
Benjamin Parker groans, clenching his eyes shut as the young blonde pats the soft foam on his eyelids.
"Jay, help me! Your sister is crazy!"
"I'm also crazy," the brunette responds with an eyeroll, picking up some black lipstick.
"Have you met my mom?"
She turns to her sister, who is still very focused on her messy eyeshadow job.
"Think this will be good? Or do we wanna use the green?"
"Green has more character, so we'll use that," Rose says with a small nod, stepping back to look at Ben's make up.
"It's-"
"What's going on in here?" Victoria steps in to find her 2 daughters and her friend's son, sitting on the floor and playing with her make up.
"Ben is ugly?" Rose shrugs, earning a gasp from the boy and a cackle from Jayce.
Vic stifles a laugh and nods slowly.
"Okay then... as long as you're not playing with knives again."
The girls smile and continue messily applying some green lipstick to their friend's face.
. . .
[Chaos Group Chat]
Queen of Mischief
Jayce has a knife again
Complicated Stabby
I DON'T
Queen of Mischief
Ah but you do
NO
STAY AWAY
MOM
DAD
HUNDREDS OF AUNTS, UNCLES AND GRANDPARENTS
Stick
JAYCE PUT THE KNIFE AWAY
YOU MAY BE DEMIGODS BUT YOU CAN STILL BLEED
Darth Vader
What is going on right now
Undead Mom
I think my granddaughters are attempting murder
Queen of Mischief
ONLY ONE
IM A VICTIM
Snek
Am I witnessing my great niece's first stab?
I'm so proud
Stick
LOKI
Complicated Stabby
HOW DARE YOU
Snek
Wot
Queen of Mischief
I WANTED YOU TO SEE
THE FEELING WAS MUTUAL
Darth Vader
Oh god what happened
Mini Spider
I'm unfortunately a witness now
So much blood
Queen of Mischief
Lies
It's only a little
Undead Mom
TF
Complicated Stabby
Ehehehehe
Queen of Mischief
You're adopted
Complicated Stabby
That would just mean they chose me
They're forced to live with you
Queen of Mischief
How dare you
Mini Spider
Guys put the knives away before you stab me too >:(
Complicated Stabby
But what if we wanna stab you?
Spiderling
OH MY GOD
PLEASE DO NOT STAB MY CHILD
Complicated Stabby
:)
Queen of Mischief
No promises
Mini Spider
Fear
. . .
A/N:
Ik ik I skipped 11 years into the fucking future
But what can I say? I stan chaotic children with sass and intelligence
Also, the picture at the top is Victoria
I did draw it yes
And children, let me know how the personalities are goin' coz I remembered after I wrote this that these kids are based off of real people lmao
Larb u 3,000 <333
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