BFB STARVATION AU

1- "Doesn't count if she's already dead!"

TW: spoilers for bfb, cursing/offensive language, needles/sharp objects, blood, character death, cannibalism

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//3RD PERSON POV//

"Eraser, Eraser! Look what I found!" Pen rushes to his friend's side, naerowly missing Rocky. "Look, it's a rectangle..."

"No, pen. That's a parallelogram." Eraser rolls his eyes. "Wait... is that other one you're holding a..."

"Pentagon?" Pen smirks, proud of himself. "It's pretty cool, it's like my name... and then -TAGON!"

"No, you don't get it Pen... pentagons are scary..." Eraser shudders.

"Why-"

"AAAAAH!" The two scream in unison as the pentagon growls. "BLOCKY!!!!"

"Ugh. Idiots." Blocky deeply exhales and grabs Saw.

"Wait- where are we going- OW! OW!" Saw yelps in fear as she is used to saw a pentagon in half.

"Damn, that's brutal!" Foldy exclaims. "I'm a pentagon... I hope they don't..."

"No worries, Foldy! They aren't like that. I knew them last season. Sure, they were sort of bullies... but they wouldn't MURDER anyone!" Tennisball laughs. "I... need to find leafy. Golfball was trying to find her earlier."

"Oh! Leafy's right over there!" Foldy gestures behind the yellow-green ball.

"Oh. I see, thank you Foldy!" Tennisball jumps up and trots to Golfball. "Hey, GB! I found leafy!"

"OH! GOOD." The grey sphere nods. "I SHOULD GO SEE HER NOW- OOOF! PIN?!"

"Hey. GB! I was wondering if you saw my seeds!" The sharp red tack asks. Her syllables are spaced apart like the golfball's which is actually more common than it would seem. "It's almost time for lunch! So- so I need the seeds to make blueberries for a pie!"

"Me...?" A pie asks grumpily.

"No! Not you..." Pin laughs. "A pie for lunch!"

"No thanks..." Pie sinks herself lower into the grass. "I'd rather explode..."

"NOW DON'T SAY THAT!" An energetic plant appears out of nowhere. "THERE IS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! THE SKY'S AWAKE, SO-"

"I'd honestly rather die then listen to you, leafy." A flame grumbles and hides his face. He actually wants to make amends with the leaf... but he can't let anyone else know that! "Hey look, coiny! Hating her is a thing we can bond over!"

"Yes!" Coiny cheers. "Let's celebrate how we both hate her and throw these seeds!"

"I can agree with you!" A deep voice comes out of nowhere, making the two boys jump.

"F#ck off snowball." A stern voice grumbles. The cold white sphere looks to the small Mexican food who had just cursed at him. "I'm way f#cking better than you, #ssh#le!" She smirks.

"Oh yeah?" Snowball cracks his knuckles. "Let's see who can throw those seeds into that pot! Whoever can throw the seeds in is best!" He laughs, his dark eyes filled with determination.

"Oh ho ho! I am SO watching this!" Pencil giggles and Match scoots closer to her.

"FIGHT! FIGHT!" Match begins to cheer and soon the pair are both yelling. "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

"Oio noio!! Doint foight goiys!" A clear, soapy sphere exclaims.

"Yeah!" Ruby exclaims.

"Bubble- you're being demoted to bember, and Ruby... You don't want to be demoted too... do you?" Pencil shoots a glare at bubble and ruby who both begin to tremble. The school supply then proceeds to look back at match and smile at her.