7- miseries and mysteries of Golfball

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a/n:

Hey!! You there!!
I hope you all enjoy this chapter and I hope you all are doing well!! :)
Also all art in this chapter is made by me!!
Oh! And I just realized how close this chapter was posted to the last one..
And I don't like the title I gave for this chapter but OH WELL-

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!!WARNINGS!!: cannibalism, insanity, seizures, corpses, blood/gore, murder/death, memory loss, torture, ocd, intrusive thoughts, depersonalization, and mentions of su!c!de

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(a/n: Finally, it's not a third person pov!)
POV: GOLFBALL:


I sigh heavily as I finish assigning jobs. Who knew this could be so hard?

Luckily, my speech was a success. Nobody except the Losers, when we had teams, fought me on it. They were very happy when I decided to have two leaders, me and Loser. Loser was hesitant about it, but I said he could have a leader under him too... we would make a system.

It would be like a president and vice president- well... that is if there were two of each.

It would be me with a "vice-president" Tennisball and Loser with a "vice-president" cake. It could all work out!

Me and Loser began assigning jobs to people. The ones with least empathy would help round up the corpses, the strongest ones would help build, the weak and/or kind would help search for other sources of food.

So far, Needle has found that the grass is not edible.. at the expense of a 5 minute long "trip.." it was hard to bring her out of it, but Teardrop found that a slight drop of blood into the mouth of an object who had eaten one of those weird grass blades can bring them out of their "episode." Again, that was at the expense of a paper cut on teardrop's finger.

Almost all the corpses were rounded up and Snowball and the others were doing pretty well at making a house for us with some nearby trees. I doubt saw's corpse was ideal for cutting trees, but it's all we could find.

And of course, me and the other leaders are not just sitting back. We're making lists of rules and tasks... me and TB put in logic and Loser and Cake put in the feelings and empathy. With both combined, these rules seem like they'll be easy to follow.

𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼:
1- 𝓭𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵. 𝓝𝓸 𝓸𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽
2- 𝓸𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭, 𝓪𝓵𝓰𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓭
3- 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓲𝓯 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓵𝓵'𝓼 𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭/𝓸𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓽𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽, 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭. 𝓓𝓸 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷.
4- 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓳𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼

Me and Loser glanced over the rules multiple times to get it just right, afterward we handed them to TB and Cake. Both gave nods of approval.

"We should... make an account of everyone who has died and why?" Tennisball suggests.

"WOAH. THATS ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA, TB!" I smile at him and he smiles back. "BUT WHO WILL DO IT?"

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