You, Wanda and Natasha decided to dress up for Halloween. You're getting ready to go out somewhere when Steve walks into the lounge.
You: *dressed up as Dwayne Johnson*
Wanda: *dressed up as an essay*
Natasha: *dressed as herself with hints of the lesbian flag colours*
Steve: "Happy Halloween! What are you guys supposed to be?"
Wanda: "Take a guess!"
Steve: "Well, you look like an essay, which I guess is also called a paper, and y/n is Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, so a rock. Okay, maybe rock, paper, scissors... But how is Romanoff scissors?"
Maria: *passing by* "Oh, hey guys! Great costumes."
You: "Do you know what we are?"
Maria: "Hmm. Let me take a guess..." *scans Natasha, then you, then Wanda* "Rock, paper, scissors?"
Steve: "How did you figure it out so fast?"
Maria: "Well I took one look at Natasha and knowing our history along with those colours, she's definitely representing scissors."
Natasha: *chuckles*
Steve: "But how?!?"
Wanda: "C'mon, Steve, you've known Natasha for so long. Think!"
Steve: *thinks* "I still don't know."
You, Wanda and Maria: "SHE'S A LESBIAN, STEVE!"
Steve: "I still don't understand how that represents scissors! Also congrats, Romanoff."
Natasha: "Steve, honey, you've known I was gay practically since we met. I have a whole ass flag up in my room!!"
Steve: "I didn't want to assume!"
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Wanda Maximoff x Reader | One Shots
FanfictionFem!Reader, they/them pronouns used. Mainly fluff :) slow updates cuz I'm chronically burnt out 🫠 ‼️ = smut (gxg) 💬 = incorrect quotes and short dialogue 🎶 = song lyrics as dialogue or based on songs *I don't own any Marvel characters or other m...
