Wanda Maximoff x Reader | One Shots

Childish Antics

[Avengers compound, 10:48 AM]

You're standing outside Wanda's door and you gently knock on it. "Come in," you hear her shout out. You open the door and walk into her room.

She's currently sitting on her bed with a book, now putting a bookmark in it and setting it on her nightstand. She scoots over and pats the bed beside her. You smile and take a seat next to her.

A few nights ago, Wanda opened up to you about her past. You found out that she didn't get to have the best childhood and not exactly a fun one, y'know, with all the trauma and terrorist organization stuff. Sure, she had 10 years before joining HYDRA to have fun, but there wasn't much to do in war-torn Sokovia.

She had fun with her brother, Pietro, who you never got to meet, but he sounded great. They would play and run around together in their apartment and watch sitcoms with their parents as their days came to a close.

You wanted to give her the experience of acting childish and being totally carefree, so you decide to spend a day of just pure, immature fun.

Just one rule: no magic.

Since you don't have powers and most kids don't, you want her to have the full childhood experience, so no chaos balls and no wiggly woos.

As you vaguely explain your plans for the day to Wanda, her face lights up and she couldn't wish for a better best friend. You had a great lineup of activities, some childish, some stupid, nothing illegal though... maybe.

Just kidding.

Your first activity of the day is pulling pranks on the other Avengers. Wanda thought it was stupid, but you reminded her that that's the point of today.

You both come up with ideas, brainstorming who you could target, what you could do, and how you could do it.

Once you've both solidified your mischievous plans, you get to work.

Your first target is Scott. He would be easy to prank. You knew he had an electric drum kit, so you decided to switch all of the cables around. That would be too easy to fix though, so you and Wanda also made a sound kit that would match up with the swapped cables, making it seem like everything was fine.

Scott would eventually wanna switch kits and be very confused when his kick drum sounds like a ride cymbal. You and Wanda figured that you would let Scott handle that one on his own and let him place the blame on someone else.

Your next target is Steve. You know he sometimes struggles with his phone and since it's old, he has to charge it a lot. You thought it'd be funny for his phone to say something or make a noise whenever he plugs and unplugs his phone. Wanda came up with the idea that it should curse, knowing how oh-so fond he is of swearing.

Steve had gone out somewhere and knowing him, he probably left his phone in the compound.

You were right. There, on the kitchen counter, was his phone.

You set up the two shortcut automations, each recording yourself saying a word and setting his volume on full blast. Now you just let him and his phone do the rest.

Your last target, which Wanda was hesitant about, is Natasha. Wanda didn't think Natasha would fall for a prank and if she did, she figured you'd both be dead, but you reassured her that everything would be okay. Hopefully...

She was in the training room by herself. This room only has one door to enter and exit through. Wanda jokingly suggested that you two should slime her, but you took her seriously, so here you two are with a big bucket of green slime.

Thankfully the door was ajar, so Wanda hoists you up and you place the bucket on top of the door. You also tie some rope to prevent the bucket from hitting Natasha's head.