[Thor is online]
[Skylar is online]
Thor:(Whispering) we must get past those clear monsters that guard the realm's passage
Skylar: U mean the automatic doors?
Thor: (whispering) Whisper fellow warrior, and yes, those monsters are eating those midgardians as we speak, we must save them all!
Skylar: They're just walking through the doors!
Thor: we make our move now to go retrieve the Poptarts and save those fellow midgardians!
Skylar: Help me! Is he this nuts!
Thor: *Stops as the sliding glass doors and holds hammer to door* Surrender fellow beast and i shall let u live!
Skylar: Thor! People are staring! Just walk through the damn doors!
Thor: We must not submit to this beast! We must fight like men
Skylar: Okay, you go fight like a man outside and i'll go get your damn poptarts inside, k!?
Thor: The Poptars are located.....inside the Monster?
Skylar: *face palms* Yes bozzo now lets go!
Thor: No, the monster has just its jaws and won't let us in, we must break our way through
Skylar: No, THOR-NO, DON'T SMASH THE DOORS WITH YOUR HAMMER!
Thor: *Smashes sliding glass doors with hammer* There, we now may pass *Walks into walmart*
Skylar: *Sighes* Fury's gonna kill me...
Thor: Now, where in the beast stomach do thy poptarts lie?
Skylar: First, we grab a shopping cart, then we go on this quest of ours to find them....
Thor: You mean those pathetic plastic baskets?! Nah, that is not fit for a king!
Skylar: Thor, One, i don't give a shit, just grab a cart and go, and two, this is the twenty first century, not eighteenth!
Thor: *Grabs shopping cart* I can't believe my royal hands just touched this piece of junk
Skylar: We all think that now lets go, who knows what Tony and everyone else r doing back at the helicarrier
Thor: Right, now lady Sigyn, lead the way to thy poptarts
Skylar: *Glares* Do not EVER call me by my first name EVER AGAIN!
Thor: My apologies, i forgot
Skylar: (Murmmering) Yes, like everything
Thor: So shall we head this way?
Skylar: its this way, not down the women's section
Thor: right, but why has thou monster eaten women's undergarment?
Skylar: Lets leave now!
Thor: What is this? *Points at strange soda*
Skylar: its mountain dew, don't touch it
Thor: Okay, are we there yet?
Skylar: Almost
*29 seconds later*
Thor: UGH! WHERE ARE THY POPTARTS!
Skylar: Here we are, okay go pick out some and then get the-Thor? what the hell r u doing?!
Thor: Th-These objects, they are so beautiful *Starts to cry*
Skylar: *Groans* just pick some and lets go!
Thor: But which ones, they all want me to take them home with me
Skylar: UGH! *Hits head on wall*
Thor: I could do the strawberry one but i wonder what berry tastes like straws? Or the smores, but what is a smore, or the-
Skylar: OKAY, I'M CHOSSING, WE SHALL GET ONE OF EVERY FLAVOR TO SHUT U UP!
Thor: Yeah!
Skylar: *Loads up cart with Poptarts* Okay, lets go
Thor: I wonder what's going on at the Helicarrier
Skylar: we may not want to know
[Everyone has logged off]
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