Mall trip! Part 4- Lost in Victoria Secret

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[Clint is online]
[Loki is online}

Clint: Okay, now which bow......hum......

Loki: They are all the same!

Clint: Nuhu! this one is sturdy but can't shoot far, while this one is light and thin but has bad aim

Loki: They all look the same to me....

Clint: Everything does to you.....now....i think this one was it

Loki: Wow, that was fast

Clint: I'm not a woman like your brother

Loki: No comment here :D

Clint: So what do we do now, i'm done and i want to run around the mall and do something but what?

Loki: We could find people, tourcher and kill them! XD

Clint: i only do criminals

Loki: awww :'(

Clint: AHA! i got it

Loki: What?

Clint: How 'bout we go to a store and get Sky and Tasha a present?!

Loki: um.....why?

Clint: Because their girls and we respect them

Loki: We do?

Clint: -____-'  Okay, i just want to get Nat something nice okay

Loki: OOOOO Clintasha! XD

Clint: Yeah, and your getting Skylar a gift and i'll make you put a card on it that says 'I luv u w/ all my wittle hweart, Love you true love, Loki' XD

Loki: U wouldn't dare

Clint: Try me?!

Loki: I do NOT like her, how many times do i have to say that!

Clint: Oh yeah, so what did she want to talk to you about when you told her you killed her fish?

Loki: nothing

Clint: Really?

Loki: yes really, its nothing, just a secret

Clint: OOOOOO, A secret, that gives me an idea to go to a certain shop

Loki: Well, i hope that its nothing too offensive

*Two Minutes later*

Loki: And this is offensive, to me and women around here! Clint we can't go into this store!

Clint: Why not?

Loki: Its Victoria secret! Its a bra and underwear store for women!

Clint: Exactly XD

Loki: And plus, Sky doesn't even shop here

Clint: How would you know if you haven't-

Loki: SHUT UP!

Clint: Okay, we'll go in, and get out, its easy, its just like any store

Loki: No its not! Its Victoria secret! Men die in this store because they get lost and suffocate!

Clint: Stop being a diva and lets go!

Loki: I feel uncomfortable....

Clint: There's lots of women in there

Loki: So your getting a bra for Tasha while hitting on other women about it? This doesn't make sense!

Clint: Exactly, rule number one, always listen to me

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