Avengers chatroom

Lokitty

[Skylar is online]

[Loki is online]

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Deadpool is online] 

Tony: okay, who the f*ck invited deadpool?

Loki: I blame Skylar

Skylar: it was obvious it was Loki! 

Deadpool: guys look, I can balance a spoon on my nose, look, look, look! #balancingspoononnose 

Natasha: where's Thor? 

Bruce: *shrugs* after the wedding he felt bad eating the cake and went to go bake Steve and Taylor  new one so.... 

Tony: Wade, why isn't your screen name Wade? 

Deadpool: wait, I have a name?

Skylar: by god, he's going to drive me up a F*CKING TREE!!!!!! 

Loki: just to clarify, Deadpool's...bad...right?

Tony: Yes...sorta. He's an Anti-hero more so but he's damn annoying and random and-

Loki: Like Sky?

Skylar: Oh, he's nothing like me! 

Wade: #denial 

Skylar:....someone hold me back before i shoot myself...in the knee...with a chair 

Bruce: how do you shoot yourself in the knee with a chair- 

Loki: with Sky's logic you can -____- 

Wade: ^ITS A WHALE!^ I #lovewhales!!!!

Natasha: O.o....um...I'm going to go and try to find Thor

[Natasha has logged off] 

Skylar: Deadpool 

Wade: yeah 

Skylar: Can you please go jump off the helicarrier and not come back? 

Wade: Well since you asked nicely

[Wade has logged off] 

Tony: did anyone notice that his username changed? No...just me? 

Loki: wtf is a hashtag 

Skylar: NO! YOU WILL NOT LEARN WHAT HASHTAGS ARE! 

Loki: but....what are they? 

Everyone: you don't want to know 

Loki: but...but i do

[Wade has logged on] 

Wade: I'M BACK!

Skylar: I told you not to come back! 

Wade: you missed me

Skylar: No i didn't

Loki: Wait, if he jumped off...how is he alive? 

Bruce: Healing factor, he can't die 

Tony: You could cut his damn head off and he'll still live 

Loki:.......can i borrow your powers? 

Wade: ITS A KITTY! 

Loki: Wut?

Tony: I'm confused 

Bruce: so am i....

Skylar:.................. 

Wade: LOKITTY! 

Loki:.........

Wade: soft kitty, warm kitty- 

Loki: Wtf is he doing? 

Skylar: i knew that his big bang theory obsession had gone out of whack but this is TOO far!

Wade:-little ball of fur- 

Tony: He watches that? 

Bruce: Hey, don't bash BBT! 

Tony: I'm not, sorta 

Bruce: If you do an angry mob of fans (Including me) will kill you 

Tony: i don't see wtf is the big deal about it 

Deadpool:-happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr!!!!!!!!!! 

Loki: Guys....why won't he let go of me.....help! 

Skylar: No, you’re on your own buddy 

Loki: But sky!

Tony: HOW CAN HE CHANGE IS USERNAME ON AND OFF LIKE THAT!? 

Bruce: He's deadpool...he can 

Deadpool: ITS LOGIC! 

Loki: HELP!

Wade: I'm going to teach you everything it is to be about me Lokitty, starting with Hastags! 

Skylar: Wait- 

[Deadpool has logged off]

[Loki has logged off]

Skylar: OH HELL NAW! 

Tony: If Loki learns about Hashtags- 

Bruce: Thor will- 

Tony: and it will be all over form there.... 

Skylar: god damnit Loki! Shit, i'll be back, i just need five bungee cords, seven paper clips and a credit or debit card-

Tony: why? 

Skylar: i'm going to make sure Wade never see's the light of day again!!!!! 

[Skylar has logged off]  

Tony: *Sighs*

Bruce:.......

[Everyone has logged off]

[Magneto has logged on]

[Amora has logged on]

Magneto: It is done

Amora: Purfect 

Magneto: Um....okay, anyway, i demand my payment

Amora: yes, right, the master has it with him, he's right over there 

Magneto: thank you miss, and are you positive Wade will cause a big enough distraction so we can kill two birds with one stone? 

Amora: Yes, i'm sending my sister to collect the others 

Magneto: What about Widow? She's a...well she's a girl and unless she's gay, she won't fall for your sister's charm 

Amora: I've got some one up my sleeve...until next time sir 

[Amora has logged off] 

Magneto: *sighs* bless their souls that they can handle Wade for five minutes....

[Magneto has logged off] 

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Okay so how was that guys? I know it probably wasn't that funny but i'm trying to get back into the swing of things so yeah. Oh, remember to vote, comment and follow! :D