Babysitting Hela part 3

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[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]

Loki: How the f*ck do u read this damn map!?

Natasha: Ur holding it upside down -____-'

 Loki: oh......f*ck!

Bruce: This place is giving me the willies

Tony: oh relax, its not like Dr. Doom is secretly following us and is like planing to capture us, pft, what could go wrong

Steve: Lets head this way

Thor: No, lets head the way with the pointy sharp, black fogy pathway with probably meat eating birds and animals! ^.^

Loki: As much as i would luv to go down that path......we need to go down this one...

Thor: aw :'(

Natasha: this place.....it seems....so familiar

Clint: yeah.....its like.....

Natasha: Budapest?

Clint: uhu....

Loki: Wat?

Natasha: never mind

Loki: okay, lets go this way

*Two hours later*

Steve: Loki, let me look at the map, i think your reading it wrong

Loki: I've gotten Lost in Victoria Secret and made it out alive, i think i can get us through a damn forest!

Natasha: Yeah, u made it out thanks to me and SKy!

Clint: whateva *Rolls eyes*

Bruce: Guys....

Loki: just a second Bruce!

Tony: How do we know that your not leading us into a trap!? 

Loki: I'm not!

Thor: What mischeif are u up 2 Loki?!

Clint: R u kidding me!?

Natasha: I can't believe he dragged us out here to trap us

Loki: I didn't! trust me on this!

Bruce: GUYS!

Tony: Just a second Bruce!

Steve: How can we trust u!

Tony: Yeah! what capsicial said!

Loki: Guys seriously! Whats wrong!?

Natasha: WHATS WRONG!? I'M LOST IN A GOD DAMN FOREST WITH BLOOD SUCKING MOQUITOES, AND BEING DRAGGED AROUND BY AN ASSHOLE LIKE U!

Bruce: GUYS! LOOK UP!

Loki: O.O w-w-wat?

Thor: Its so.....beautiful......

Tony: Wtf?

Clint: Why the hell is there a Wal-mart on a abandoned Island?!

Steve: Let's go inside...

*Two minutes later*

Natasha: There's no one here....

Loki: Do u hear that!?

Tony: *Sarcastically* Wat?

Loki: Shut up but listen!

Steve: Its a little girl giggle

Clint: I bet its a trap!

Loki: If it'll make u feel better i'll go find where that's coming from Mr. scared of ghosts!

Clint: i am not!

Bruce: I'm coming with Diva, just because i can and will smash him if i get angry....

Thor: True....

Loki: There it is again! I think that's Hela!

Steve: So......this is fun......walking around a empty Wal-mart trying to find a child of a assassin that will most likely kill us if she finds out......fun.......-______-'

Bruce: Its getting creepy in here....

Natasha: C-Clint, do u feel that cold chill, its like against my neck

Clint: *Gulps* no.....w-why would i feel that?

[Random Ghost has entered the chatroom]

Random Ghost: BOO!

Clint: AAAAAHHHHH*Screams like little girl*

Random Ghost: Uh, it never gets old

Thor: Loki, stop that

Random ghost: Wat? i was just a bit of fun...*Transforms back into Loki*

Steve: did u really scream like a girl?

Tony: Correction, Baby girl! XD

Clint: I was just practicing a high pitch girl scream, that's all, i knew it was Loki the whole time pft

Natasha: ssssuuuurrreee -___-'

Bruce: That giggling sound, its getting louder

Natasha: hey, why did Skylar give u just Hela and Not both girls?

Loki: i.....don't....know, hum......that's odd.....maybe she took Marina with her or something

Thor: No, she gave them to her Boyfriend called John

Loki, Tony & Clint: WAT!?

Loki: WHY WOULD SHE-

Clint: HOW COULD SHE-

Tony: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!?

All three: DAMN IT!

Thor: Gotcha! ;D

Loki: O.o.......

Clint: *Laughs nervously*

Tony: err-carrots?

Bruce: Over there! W-what is that?

Steve: It looks like.....my shield? wat?

Loki: uh? Steve, look-

*Random Captain America shield hits Steve in the forehead and knocks him out*

Loki: -out.......ouch

Natasha: Where did that come from?

[Hela has entered the chatroom]

Hela: U found me! Now its Uncle Thor's turn!

Loki: Hela, Don't you ever run off like that you scared me!

Clint: And he scared me!

Hela: *giggles* Hawkeye got scared?

Clint: Pft, no, i was just acting

Natasha: Acting like a little baby girl

Bruce: let's go, this place is creeping me out

Steve: ugh, what the....they make toys of my weapon!?

Hela: Can i get it?! 

Bruce: no, we need to leave now-

[Dr. Doom has entered the chatroom]

Dr. Doom: no, stay.........forever!

Everyone: AAAAWWWWW!!!!

[Everyone has logged off]

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