Note: This is WHY we don't let the Avengers and more specifically LOKI babysit a child.....
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[Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Hela is online]
Loki: Quick! Does anyone know how to take care of a child?!
Thor: Why sayth thee brother?
Tony: why?
Clint: OMG SKY'S PREGGO W/ UR CHILD!
Natasha: Congrats! :D
Loki: NO! ew,no, gross, you guys r twisted minded, but anyway, Sky has to go on a weird mission thingy and i have to watch Hela for the week and i don't know what i'm doing!
Tony: First the Goldfish, now a child, man, it's like she WANTS you to kill these things
Clint: Hela's your kid?
Thor: Nah Eye of Hawk. Hela was rescued by Skylar in Asgard during this war thing, she adopted Hela and her Sister Marina and brought them to Midgard
Natasha: Clint, i can't believe you didn't know that?! You like hang around Skylar then most of us in the heilicarrier!
Clint: idk, i guess i'm clueless......
Loki: GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE!
Hela: Hi!
Natasha: how does she know how to use a keyboard?
Loki: She's five, she can read
Tony: Smart kid
Hela: i'm tired uncle Loki....i want to go to bed..........
Loki: Oh yeah, right, err-um-uh-go to bed.....
Natasha: Loki, you have to read her a story and tuck her in and be all lovey dovey and cooing and such
Loki: seriously?! Can't she just go to bed on her own?! She's smart enough to use a computer, so why can't she tuck herself in?!
Tony: Loki, Caring about some one?!
Thor: Other than himself
Clint: This i got to see!
Natasha: just do it! She's five, still young
Loki: I could tuck myself in at that age
Thor: nuh! Remember brother!?
Loki: shut up Thor! I don't need comments from the peanut gallery!
Tony: Pft, this is f*kin' hilarious!
Loki: err......
Hela: Yeah! Storytime!
Natasha: what story do you want to read you little cutie ^.^
Hela: a Princess story, or, or, or the one were you guys kicked Uncle Loki's butt!
Tony: I will!
Loki: Why would you want to hear that story?
Hela: Cause, Mama says that you act like a jerk face and i want to hear a story where they kicked YOUR butt
Tony: you can say Ass Hela
Hela: A-
Clint: You can't teach Children swear words!
Tony: Why not?
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Avengers chatroom
Fanfiction*Full Credit goes to 8JustEnjoyLife8* What happens when you put earth's mightiest Hero's (& Villains) in a chatroom? well, the most random thing ever, take a step into the daily random lives our our heros (And Villain's!) that we love and konw so mu...
