#DAMON
After the mini chat with Jade's boyfriend I headed to my place to pack up for my trip. My flight was leaving at 15:00pm, meaning I had enough time to grab a drink with my best bud. I called Sean to meet up at Wonder Lounge and I got there and waited for 5min til he showed up.
Him: My man
Me: hey Married one
Him: please don't remind
He and Amanda got married in court just after spring and were planning on making a big wedding in June holidays, I also don't know why a winter wedding.
Me: what? isn't it fun?
Him: it's actually great ey. Well sometimes
Me: what do you mean sometimes?
A waiter came and took our orders and left
Him: I mean that now that she is 5 months pregnant I love to hate her
Amanda was pregnant and was due to give birth this year in April.
Me: that's what you get for scoring asshole
Him: do you think I asked for this?
Me: well you had unprotected sex
Him: with my wife whom I love oh so dearly. Besides I can't wait for my little ones to be born
Me: little ones?
Our food came
Him: she's pregnant with twins
Me: that would explain the fatness
Him: she would murder you to hear you say that
Me: shame mahn you'll be fine eventually
Him: she's a sex addict bro
Me: aint nothing wrong with sex everyday
Him: Yeah I love that she loves sex but not all the time dude. I come back from work tired AF most days
Me: just 4 more months' bro
Him: tooo damn far if you ask me
Me: oh well what's done is done
Him: eventually you going to get that girl of yours preggies and you'll be in my shoes
I laughed at him
Me: not anytime soon dude. I know how to slip a condom on unlike your dumb ass
Him: I know how to put it on dumbass I just don't like to when it comes to my wife
Me: hahaha yeah well Ama doesn't take any chances
Him: that's what you get for dating a freshman
Me: I love that freshman asshole and in case you didn't notice, so does your wife
Him: yeah well she's a great girl and she keeps you in check
Me: somebody's getting soft on me
Him: marriage does that to one
Me: Ncoooooh look at you growing up, I think you rubbing on me
Him: well you going gay on me
Me: F*CK you asshole. So what are expecting?
Him: meaning?
Me: kid's dumbass
Him: We want it to be a surprise
Me: if you have a boy name him after me please
Him: Hell No! I don't want my kid named after such an ass
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