"Stu, leave me alone. I'm trying to have dinner." I explain.
"I only want to talk to my girlfriend." He says from the other side.
"I am not your girlfriend Stu." I say.
"Oh! Is that Stuart? Tell him we said hello." My mother smiles.
"My mom says hello."
"See, your family loves me already. Maybe we should get married and have kids." He says, and I just know he's smirking.
"No, Stu. I'd rather have kids with Randy. Goodnight." I hang up before he can say anything else.
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"Hey, Annie." Michael walks into my room. "Hey, Mike. What's up?" I ask, putting down my book. "Can I talk to you about something?" He sits on my bed. "Of course. Go ahead." I sit up to let him know I'm listening.
"So, I haven't told mom and dad yet, and I don't want to for a while, but since your literally my twin sister, I'm going to tell you that I'm gay." He says, almost crying. "Really?" I ask, as he just nods. I hug him.
"I uh, like Randy." He confesses. "That's so cute." I mess up his hair. "He likes Sidney, though. And he's totally not gay." He lays down. "You don't know that." I shrug. "He's not gay, Annie." Michael gets defensive.
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ring ring ring
"I'll get it!" I run downstairs.
(Gonna do a new style of writing for the calls).
Bold - Annie Italics - Stu
"Hello?"
"Hey, wanna sneak out?"
"Can't, mom and dad literally put cameras out front just incase someone tries getting in the house or something. If you want, you can try get in through the back, but the cameras will more than likely catch you on video."
"Could you not just turn them off? I mean, I want to see my best friend."
"I'll try, mom and dad will think they'll broke or something. One second."
I go upstairs and into my parents room. My mom is asleep, and dad is reading. "Hey dad, how do you turn the cameras off out front?" I ask him. "Switch, darling. Why?" He looks up from his book. "Oh, just wondering." I shrug.
I make my way back downstairs, and pick up the phone.
"They turn off by a switch, I'll turn it off now."
"Ok, I'll be there in ten. See you doll."
I walk to where the front door is, and turn off the cameras. I make my way back upstairs, and peak my head into my parents room, and dad is taking off his glasses and putting down his book. He's about to go to sleep.
I walk to Michael's room, and open the door slightly. He's sleeping. Perfect.
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My bedroom door opens, and Stu walks in with Billy. "Oh, hey Billy." I smile. They both sit down on my bed. "Was thinking we could have a threesome." Stu teases. "Your disgusting if you think I'd ever have a threesome with you two." I roll my eyes at the two.
"That's mean, don't ya think?" Billy acts sad. "No, not really." I fix his hair. "Mind fixing mine for me?" Stu asks. "Your hairs too short, Stu." I shrug chuckling.
"So, how about Billy leaves, and then me and you can get hot and heavy." Stu teases. "Fuck off. I already told you, i am not going to have sex with you." I say sternly. "Never said anything about me though." Billy chimes in. "If I told Stu I'd never have sex with him, what makes you think I'd have sex with you?" He goes quiet. "Exactly." I smile.
