F1 Preferences by @_ReginaPhilange_

Forget Shakespeare

Their pick-up lines for you

Carlos Sainz Jr (being the smooth operator he is): "If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back."

Charles Leclerc (as clumsy as it gets): "Did your license get suspended for driving all the guys crazy?"

Daniel Ricciardo (I strongly believe he actually said this one in real life): "I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks."

George Russell (he practiced this at home, of course): "It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Lando Norris (deafening dolphin-like ultrasound laugh ensuing): "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

Lewis Hamilton (I can't really tell if he's joking or he's seriously a bit sad about it): "I'd say, 'God bless you,' but it looks like he already did."

Max Verstappen (please, push him off the yacht after this): "I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single."

Pierre Gasly (slightly creepy but, hey, that's part of the deal): "You know, I had a pick-up line ready to go, but you're so hot it just left my mind."