Closing Time

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So... Santa Claus was the leader of the big pirate crew terrorizing the planet, huh? Taking from the rich and delivering presents to the poor. Who would've seen that one coming?

The mothertroopers finish wrangling up Rudolph and all the other robotic reindeer, leaving them with Mothership R&D for gutting and dismantling. They've got three days in paradise until the ship is even meant to turn back on. Time to get a tan and explore the planet's vast booty holds!

Except an alert comes in for a crisis of cosmic proportions.

"The Big Bang?" asks Ensign Scrudbucket, up to his elbows in brown toilet water.

Sorry, Ensign! Something much bigger!

The M'Verse!

OOORAH!

OOORAH!

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