The Christmas season is upon us again. This time the Ooorah Mothership has landed on the sandy shores of a PiratePunk paradise!
It's a very merry PiratePunk Christmas, matey!
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Two issues ago, back in The Black Hole, we tasked you with "The Smallest Black Hole Challenge." You had to write a caption or comment-sized story for the above image.
Using a miniature black hole travelling at a thousand miles an hour seemed like a good idea. A way to bore a hole in the Indian Ocean and create a new island from the lava flow. On the other side of the earth, crews prepared for a new geothermal power station to be operated over the hole. Jason however, who was sitting on the toilet, seventy miles to the east, wasn't prepared when someone fucked up the math.
